syndrome

[syndrome]

Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.

But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.

[greg40]

I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot

Syndrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59 ... re=related

Syndrome's House???

[Dr. Bruce Banner]

syndrome, I'm interested in how the trial turns out. keep me posted!
Sounds to me like Dave the Lawyer is a bulldog and will have a pretty good case against the city........ Tell your friend bob good luck!

[MSHowell]

I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot

Yep, I agree, the sh*t ain't funny any more. It takes intelligence to misspell that much so I'm pretty sure the ability to do it correctly exists also. It's like listening to somebody try to talk all street 'hood ganster style when you know they can speak properly.

Just painful, ya know?

Not trying to pick on you syndrome, I am just really interested in what you have to say (and appreciate the story of fighting city hall) and would rather not have to decode the obfuscation to receive your insights.

[Skoal Monster]

I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot

Syndrome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59 ... re=related

[DanTheMan]

I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot

[syndrome]

hay man yiou guys i gotta tell you bout a fitin sity hall story. theres these guy i swim with in the mornins. well bobs reely got the fite with sity hall and dave is a corprit loyer whose helpin bob pro boner. they bin swimmin to gether for bout 40 some years now and they both live over to riverside. well man they got this mayer over there what thinks hes king or sumthin cause he keeps gettin relected. reely its cause the mayers job pays like a hundert bucks a munth and no body runs aginst him. king mayer and the fire cheef are buddys what wanna have kids to gether or somethin to.

so any ways this story starts a cupple a yeers back when the mayer closes the ally by bobs house. well man whne they close the ally the fire cheef says they gotta move a hiderent from the ally over to the eezmint in front a bobs house. i gotta tell you that riverside is a old 1950s subberb so man all the houses are reel close to gether and they only gots one car garages and reel short drive ways. movin that hiderent in front a bobs meens he cant park on the street no more. so he asks um to move it to the corner sos he can park. man they dont wanna work with him on it. well bob says "fuck it the allys closed so i can park there." but then king mayer says "no you cant cause its a street." bob says "if its a fuckin street then leeve the hiderent there." well he dont get any ware with king mayer so he gos to sity counsul what pissis off king mayer more. finely the disside it aint a street so they block it off and bob cant park there any way. they got a law in riverside what says you cant keep your trash cans out ware you can see um from the street. well like i sayd bobs got a 1 car garage and its pritty crouded in there so he dissides to keep the cans out back ware you can see um from the ally. but man the allys closed so you cant see um from a street. but king mayer heÂ’s a dick and he has the cops site bob for it. now thats the histry betwene bob and king mayer.

so last yeer bob gets tired a lookin at the hiderent and dissides to put up a hege row sos he dont hafta look at it no more. well the fire cheef what wants to have kids with king mayer dissides to get pissy and says the hege has gotta go. bob says "no fuckin way." and a hole new pissin mach follows. it ends with the cops comin out to site him agin. bob starts talkin to dave bout it and well dave donÂ’t like king mayer 1 bit so he says lets fite it. wow man i gotta tell you bout loyer dayve. man that guy is the kind a guy what just dont like to loose. even when hes dog tired in the pool he wont let no body beet him. well loyer dave asks for a jurry trail man. thne he files a foya request for all the siteashuns they gave out for blockin fire hiderents ever. terns out there are only 5 more. next man they go out and take pickshurs of all the hiderents around riverside with speshul care to get ones what have like skool crossin sines blockin acksess to the hiderents. there blowin those up reel big for the trial.

the trials next munth and if i can take the day off a work im gonna.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i got a story i'm gonna rite reel soon and i wanted a find my thred so i just bumped it up sows i cood find it eezy like. so man wile your waitin if you aint red my thred you can start.

i thnik i'm gonna get my bruther to ehlp me rite a first annuversry of my hof later this munth.

[ust25yrdonor]

hey man some a you new guys are comin up on your firts holiday dip free. so make your plans now. man wee bin thru it to so reed lots a stuff here - like all the pages in my intro here. reed some hof stuff to. my bruther rote myne for me.

but man thats not why i'm ritin to dya. i tell you guys my hof is like over a hunnert days ahind me, and you no what? man the last to nites i bin havin dip dreems agin. man one was bad anuff that i thot i caved. man even when i woke up it feelt like i had the shit in my mouth. which a corse wood be false cause i'm smart anuff to not by the shit any more. so what im tellin you guys who mite not beleeve it yet is this - nic is a nasty bitch and it dont matter how many days you go she still wants you back. your an addickt and i'm an addickt and every day the fite goes on. you dont beleeve it and you mite just end up in the hall a shame and thats the trueth.

that's the truth brother drome. Got a tough funk going on right now .... 120 plus days into the quit. I'm with you. Too smart to cave.

[syndrome]

hey man some a you new guys are comin up on your firts holiday dip free. so make your plans now. man wee bin thru it to so reed lots a stuff here - like all the pages in my intro here. reed some hof stuff to. my bruther rote myne for me.

but man thats not why i'm ritin to dya. i tell you guys my hof is like over a hunnert days ahind me, and you no what? man the last to nites i bin havin dip dreems agin. man one was bad anuff that i thot i caved. man even when i woke up it feelt like i had the shit in my mouth. which a corse wood be false cause i'm smart anuff to not by the shit any more. so what im tellin you guys who mite not beleeve it yet is this - nic is a nasty bitch and it dont matter how many days you go she still wants you back. your an addickt and i'm an addickt and every day the fite goes on. you dont beleeve it and you mite just end up in the hall a shame and thats the trueth.

[GlennFtheKodiak]

hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.

so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys.  well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you.  well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin.  well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin.  well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.

well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit.  then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.

ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep.  well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.

out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade.  and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind.  not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick.  well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.

i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours.  i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.

effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'

1/2 iron. check. 'Popcorn' 'Cheers'

I still don't get your deal....

[PbKid]

hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.

so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys.  well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you.  well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin.  well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin.  well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.

well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit.  then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.

ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep.  well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.

out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade.  and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind.  not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick.  well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.

i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours.  i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.

effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'

1/2 iron. check. 'Popcorn' 'Cheers'

[Big Brother Jack]

hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.

so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.

well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.

ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.

out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.

i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.

effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'

[syndrome]

hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.

so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.

well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.

ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.

out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.

i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i gotta tell you bout my trip to the dentist man. but first let me tell all the new quitterers what don't no bout my thred. you new guys shood reed this thred cause theres som ereely good stuff in it. sept wear that loot guy posted cause i think he likes men. any how you can may be lern how i delt with stuff in my quit.

you guys i finely went to the dentist for the first time since my quit. now man i wish the higenist was hotter but at leest the reel cranky no-it-all won quit. i did not like her at all man. but any way this higenist nos i was a dipper and you remember my wife spoilt the suprize that i was quit. any ways she goes in for her inspecshun and makes a reel point to say she sees i'm quit. then she says she sees i aint stpoped chewin complete like cause i'm chewin on my tonge. she says its full a calusis so may be i shood get some gum or somethin. well man may be i'll get a nuther stash a atomic fire balls cause they workt afore.

hey man i tell you what eles. man that game 7 atween the wings and ducks was a tester man. cause i prolly wood a gone threw a hole can durring the game if i wasnt quit. so man a nuther trigger is down. next up is my out door socker seesin what starts the wedsday after my tri.