For all you addicts who want to quit but aren't sure you can do it, President Thomas J. Whitmore has a message for you:
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for your freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice:
"We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
A speech from Independence Day that I think works here. Let's celebrate our independence from that horrid bitch! What better day than today to quit? Get your asses in here and quit. That can of chew never did anything positive for you or me. For roughly 25 years I helped pay the mortgages for assholes who were trying to kill me. Assholes who would poison my kids with that shit. Helped pay for their vacations and their kids private schools. No more! They that sow the wind, shall reap the whirlwind. Rise up as the whirlwind and quit with us.