busted bad by wife, shit aint worth it

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GlennFtheKodiak

#129
May 29, 2009, 09:27:00 AM
Quote from: bearattackStealing pizzas from hawks nest, even though our parents paid for them....

Taking lsd breaking into a room totally trashing it... Then learn next morning somebody trashed the jewish community center. And realize it was you, a jamaican and a jewish buddy, all students. While oj goldman was in the news and goldmans bro is at uha... Vandalism on tv news... Not getting b usted PRICELESS.... And yeah I was dippin and trippin

Fuckyoukodiak!!!
HA HA HA!

That little security booth near A complex? We lit that up a bunch of times. I think we hit, Conover (was that the name - new my first year - where they had concerts?) a few times too.

Most of my damage was Freshman year. Culture shock. Miserable from dem stuck up cunts. No pussy. Losin money gambling. No fake id. Had to cause great destruction.

Let's put this all in perspective. 1985. No internet. No playstation. No cable tv in the dorms. What the fuck else could we do?

Bong hits. Pink Floyd, the Wall, sides 1-4. Fight people. Drink. and fuck with Security. Gamble. And call Sportsphone. You young fucks even know what Sportsphone is???? Man, they didn't make it easy back then...
football rules, soccer drools

HOF: July 7th, 2009

bearattack

#128
May 29, 2009, 09:21:00 AM
Stealing pizzas from hawks nest, even though our parents paid for them....

Taking lsd breaking into a room totally trashing it... Then learn next morning somebody trashed the jewish community center. And realize it was you, a jamaican and a jewish buddy, all students. While oj goldman was in the news and goldmans bro is at uha... Vandalism on tv news... Not getting b usted PRICELESS.... And yeah I was dippin and trippin

Fuckyoukodiak!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

GlennFtheKodiak

#127
May 29, 2009, 09:11:00 AM
Quote from: bearattackDay 91 here,

I just read the first post in this thread and wow,, no wonder my wife flipped the fuck out...
I can't believe I wrote that much less lived it,
How fucking ridiculous is that...

Fukukidiak!!!
I just read it too again. Ridiculous. Fucking addicts.

Cheese fries in Gengris.
football rules, soccer drools

HOF: July 7th, 2009

bearattack

#126
May 29, 2009, 08:29:00 AM
Day 91 here,

I just read the first post in this thread and wow,, no wonder my wife flipped the fuck out...
I can't believe I wrote that much less lived it,
How fucking ridiculous is that...

Fukukidiak!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

bearattack

#125
May 26, 2009, 08:49:00 AM
Day 88

Last two days terrible slow motion fogs in the mornings, got plenty of sleepand didn't get hammered wtf?????

Fukukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

bearattack

#124
May 21, 2009, 07:50:00 AM
Went to the gmart. Last nite and noticed,
Beardick is selling for
350 per tin and some of the cheap stuff under 2 bucks a tin....

How should trhw quit counter$$$ be adjusted??? When I got off bearcock it was 6+$
Then again , who gives a fuck....

I figure they saw sales drop, and feared the bottom was falling out of the dip market.... But it was just the june crew fucking shit up

Fuckyoukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

bearattack

#123
May 18, 2009, 08:39:00 AM
2 thoughts today...

1. Ty for the bday tips... I was able to pull that one out of the fire, early enough in day she never suspected I'm a dbag!..

2. This is how I now look at dip, ev er date a total looser. Nutcase chick pysho too long, u know a bad habit relationship... And wtf? Was I thinking, that's how I see dip...


Fuckukodiak!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

DanTheMan

#122
May 15, 2009, 09:29:00 AM
Quote from: bearattackHow can I know that some psycho in nj hasn't sucked a beardick, in 80 days... But forgot my wifes bday...

Fukodiak
Haaa!!! Been there done that

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"I got you something special baby,,,,but these bastards fucked up my order"
"Making and keeping promises to yourself is the foundation for developing character and integrity"

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DeanTheCoot

#121
May 15, 2009, 09:09:00 AM
Oh SNAP. *chuckling to self* Dude...that's REAL fucked up. Do you forget her birthday every year? Anniversaries? Or is this a whole new experience?

Chewie is spot-on with the diamonds. Forget flowers. That won't do a thing.

This oversight is going to cost you, one way or another.

chewie

#120
May 15, 2009, 08:55:00 AM
Quote from: bearattackHow can I know that some psycho in nj hasn't sucked a beardick, in 80 days... But forgot my wifes bday...

Fukodiak
Oops...

Flowers my friend... lots of flowers.

And diamonds.
"Every man dies... not every man really lives." - William Wallace

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bearattack

#119
May 15, 2009, 08:40:00 AM
How can I know that some psycho in nj hasn't sucked a beardick, in 80 days... But forgot my wifes bday...

Fukodiak
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

bearattack

#118
May 15, 2009, 08:13:00 AM
.... I have 3 year old twin nephews who are scared shitless of crushed red pepper and hor sauces... Anyway last nbight they asked my if I was going to have some of my "spicy candy",
Which is you know what....

I said nope "uncle ray doesn't like spicy candy anymore"

FUCKYOUKODIAK!!!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

bearattack

#117
May 11, 2009, 10:39:00 PM
im 73 days into my first quit unfuckingbelievable..........
i never wanted to quit before so i never tried, not even once...............

that decision shit is fo'real,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

DanTheMan

#116
May 07, 2009, 08:53:00 AM
Hilarious! I haven't had any dip dreams for awhile now, but the few I did have were so realistic and vivid like you say. That nic bitch fucking with you in your sleep. I'd be disappointed coming out of that dream without kicking Owen Wilson's ass
"Making and keeping promises to yourself is the foundation for developing character and integrity"

QD: 2/25/09
HOF: 6/4/09
2nd Floor: 9/12/09
3rd Floor: 12/21/09
1 Year: 2/25/10
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7th Floor: 1/25/11
2 Years: 2/25/11
8th Floor: 5/5/11
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bearattack

#115
May 07, 2009, 08:44:00 AM
Very realistic nightmare last night...

The dream started with me rolling a van off a cliff, with my brother riding shotgun... We landed near a little rentacop hut upside down.
I think owen wilson played the rentacop. Anyway, our ride just missed som major trees and we hopped out and flipped the van over and bounced to get gas....

Then we end up at some big house, my whole fam is running around the place, parents , gparents,cousins etc.... And I have a monster beardick in my mouth... I think fuck I caved, but I forgot I quit, is it a cave?!?!? I'm pissed thinking where did I get the tin??? My days are gone...... I run upstairs and spit it out in secret,, then look for the tin and couldn't find it....


Anyway, it was a vivid dream and I remember the taste and texture etc...

FUKUKODIAK!!!!!!!
I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!
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