12 days off

[RAZD611]

In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500

'clap'

[cbird65]

In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500

[G]

epic post. it's preserved in "classic quitter comedy."

[YogiBear257]

"Does he have salmonella?"

Jesus this is funny. I needed a laugh today and this did it!

[pavetheway]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

I always enjoy a Vadge tale.

I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.

'fart'

Vadge needs his own fathead. He could be dressed in scrubs and a face mask, syringe in one hand and some sort of "probe" in the other. And the nurses dressed in hazmat suits behind him. Some for air pollution issues but mostly from grope protection.

Maybe you should invest in these until your "issue" is taken care of.

http://under-tec.com/

[Wedge]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

I always enjoy a Vadge tale.

I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.

'fart'

Vadge needs his own fathead. He could be dressed in scrubs and a face mask, syringe in one hand and some sort of "probe" in the other. And the nurses dressed in hazmat suits behind him. Some for air pollution issues but mostly from grope protection.

[Bruce]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

I always enjoy a Vadge tale.

I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.

'fart'

[Wt57]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

I always enjoy a Vadge tale.

I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.

[Tsmith17]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

I always enjoy a Vadge tale.

[Evil_Won]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.

As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.

[Hellya]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r: 'flush' shocker

hahahah, this was great :)

[kkljinc]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.

ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....

guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.

bad dog.

No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?

You're killing me Smalls! 'fart'

You have no idea the day I have had, I really needed that

[cbird65]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.

ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....

guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.

bad dog.

No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?

You're killing me Smalls! 'fart'

[cr4]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.

ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....

guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.

bad dog.

No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?

[Scowick65]

My rough night

So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD.  It's bad. When your own effluence  causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction.  For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question. 
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha

:ph43r:  'flush'  shocker

Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.

ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....

guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.

bad dog.