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I just wrote up a long, blowhard message and erased it. Long story short - were it not for this site, I would not be quit today. Thank you to this entire community.
Quote from: Smokeyg talk dirty to me 'drool' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCChxBSRo1Y
talk dirty to me 'drool'
talk dirty to me 'drool'
Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: loot Quote from: swimminfish Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: loot Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong? No, you're still an ass-backwards tool. Maybe you should change your name to tnuc. :o apology accepted pole I can't even think about craving a chew because I'm enjoying this forum so much. Tool, I think we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this point, but I will concede that you have people's best interests in mind. I'll be watching for those return day one posters and I'll always jump in with a kind word even if he's in the middle of a shitstorm. Ol' Smokingcock will be the yin to your wang. Oh and Pumpkintits, you're just too cute. you'll do what to his wang? 'jerk'
Quote from: loot Quote from: swimminfish Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: loot Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong? No, you're still an ass-backwards tool. Maybe you should change your name to tnuc. :o apology accepted pole I can't even think about craving a chew because I'm enjoying this forum so much. Tool, I think we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this point, but I will concede that you have people's best interests in mind. I'll be watching for those return day one posters and I'll always jump in with a kind word even if he's in the middle of a shitstorm. Ol' Smokingcock will be the yin to your wang. Oh and Pumpkintits, you're just too cute.
Quote from: swimminfish Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: loot Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong? No, you're still an ass-backwards tool. Maybe you should change your name to tnuc. :o apology accepted pole
Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: loot Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong? No, you're still an ass-backwards tool. Maybe you should change your name to tnuc. :o
Quote from: loot Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong? No, you're still an ass-backwards tool. Maybe you should change your name to tnuc.
Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go. Soooo…uh…LOOT was right and SmokeyDaPole was wrong?
Quote from: jpine Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry Hey P.T. - give him all the shit you want. I will be the beacon of light in the fog of deserved negativity 'puking'. I shouldn't have been so harsh about it at first (partially blame the nic bitch) but I honestly believe that it shows a lot of strength to jump back on after fucking up. People need to take these community groups seriously, and they deserve a small chuck on the shoulder for giving it another go.
Quote from: Jblplyr Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation. go and demand one. that fucker made a promise to you and your group and just took a big shit all over his word to you and me. oh wait the smokingcock guy doenst like that he may get angry
Quote from: boomhauer Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon Me too, be nice for him to drop back in and give an explanation.
Quote from: Brent Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1. Bummer.....I hope he jumps back on the bandwagon
Quote from: boomhauerQuote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?We lost Owens88. He posted up in the Sept class with a Day 1.
Quote from: Brent So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more. Who did we lose?
So, how many did we lose over the weekend? I know of one so far. Let's hope there are no more.
Quote from: Smokeyg Quote from: Radman Quote from: redtrain14 Quote from: Smokeyg Here's some lunchtime reading that I wrote as an example for my 10th graders:Upon first contact with my dwarfed hand, the glistening bun softly crunches and gives way. The weight is unexpected yet well-balanced. I take a moment, anticipating the slightly seared beef seasoned with a blend of salt and pepper. The bacon retains its rigid form - crisp, a fine cut, waiting. Softened American cheese blankets the meatÂ…meat resting on a bed of fresh tomato, lettuce and onion. I canÂ’t hold back any longer. The flavor hits me before IÂ’m even through the bun. The airy lightness contrasts with the blackened edges. I keep going. The juice of the tomato pools under my tongue while cheese and meat stick to the roof of my mouth. Everything tastes crisp and alive. As I chew, my eyelids slowly close and my head shakes back and forth in disbelief. A long exhale escapes from my nose. My eyes open and I see the medium rare inside of the meat begging for another bite. I continue to savor that first bite as my free hand instinctively reaches for three golden fries. The salad will have to wait. I don't know if I should be hungry or horny.Screw it, I'll be both. Yes, yes.... me too. I'm confused. Very nice picture, Smokey. If an old burger can do this to you, I'm curious what would happen if you were exposed to something a little farther up the scale. Don't even get me started on oysters. Lunch time porn 'drool'
Quote from: Radman Quote from: redtrain14 Quote from: Smokeyg Here's some lunchtime reading that I wrote as an example for my 10th graders:Upon first contact with my dwarfed hand, the glistening bun softly crunches and gives way. The weight is unexpected yet well-balanced. I take a moment, anticipating the slightly seared beef seasoned with a blend of salt and pepper. The bacon retains its rigid form - crisp, a fine cut, waiting. Softened American cheese blankets the meatÂ…meat resting on a bed of fresh tomato, lettuce and onion. I canÂ’t hold back any longer. The flavor hits me before IÂ’m even through the bun. The airy lightness contrasts with the blackened edges. I keep going. The juice of the tomato pools under my tongue while cheese and meat stick to the roof of my mouth. Everything tastes crisp and alive. As I chew, my eyelids slowly close and my head shakes back and forth in disbelief. A long exhale escapes from my nose. My eyes open and I see the medium rare inside of the meat begging for another bite. I continue to savor that first bite as my free hand instinctively reaches for three golden fries. The salad will have to wait. I don't know if I should be hungry or horny.Screw it, I'll be both. Yes, yes.... me too. I'm confused. Very nice picture, Smokey. If an old burger can do this to you, I'm curious what would happen if you were exposed to something a little farther up the scale. Don't even get me started on oysters.
Quote from: redtrain14 Quote from: Smokeyg Here's some lunchtime reading that I wrote as an example for my 10th graders:Upon first contact with my dwarfed hand, the glistening bun softly crunches and gives way. The weight is unexpected yet well-balanced. I take a moment, anticipating the slightly seared beef seasoned with a blend of salt and pepper. The bacon retains its rigid form - crisp, a fine cut, waiting. Softened American cheese blankets the meatÂ…meat resting on a bed of fresh tomato, lettuce and onion. I canÂ’t hold back any longer. The flavor hits me before IÂ’m even through the bun. The airy lightness contrasts with the blackened edges. I keep going. The juice of the tomato pools under my tongue while cheese and meat stick to the roof of my mouth. Everything tastes crisp and alive. As I chew, my eyelids slowly close and my head shakes back and forth in disbelief. A long exhale escapes from my nose. My eyes open and I see the medium rare inside of the meat begging for another bite. I continue to savor that first bite as my free hand instinctively reaches for three golden fries. The salad will have to wait. I don't know if I should be hungry or horny.Screw it, I'll be both. Yes, yes.... me too. I'm confused. Very nice picture, Smokey. If an old burger can do this to you, I'm curious what would happen if you were exposed to something a little farther up the scale.
Quote from: Smokeyg Here's some lunchtime reading that I wrote as an example for my 10th graders:Upon first contact with my dwarfed hand, the glistening bun softly crunches and gives way. The weight is unexpected yet well-balanced. I take a moment, anticipating the slightly seared beef seasoned with a blend of salt and pepper. The bacon retains its rigid form - crisp, a fine cut, waiting. Softened American cheese blankets the meatÂ…meat resting on a bed of fresh tomato, lettuce and onion. I canÂ’t hold back any longer. The flavor hits me before IÂ’m even through the bun. The airy lightness contrasts with the blackened edges. I keep going. The juice of the tomato pools under my tongue while cheese and meat stick to the roof of my mouth. Everything tastes crisp and alive. As I chew, my eyelids slowly close and my head shakes back and forth in disbelief. A long exhale escapes from my nose. My eyes open and I see the medium rare inside of the meat begging for another bite. I continue to savor that first bite as my free hand instinctively reaches for three golden fries. The salad will have to wait. I don't know if I should be hungry or horny.Screw it, I'll be both.
Here's some lunchtime reading that I wrote as an example for my 10th graders:Upon first contact with my dwarfed hand, the glistening bun softly crunches and gives way. The weight is unexpected yet well-balanced. I take a moment, anticipating the slightly seared beef seasoned with a blend of salt and pepper. The bacon retains its rigid form - crisp, a fine cut, waiting. Softened American cheese blankets the meatÂ…meat resting on a bed of fresh tomato, lettuce and onion. I canÂ’t hold back any longer. The flavor hits me before IÂ’m even through the bun. The airy lightness contrasts with the blackened edges. I keep going. The juice of the tomato pools under my tongue while cheese and meat stick to the roof of my mouth. Everything tastes crisp and alive. As I chew, my eyelids slowly close and my head shakes back and forth in disbelief. A long exhale escapes from my nose. My eyes open and I see the medium rare inside of the meat begging for another bite. I continue to savor that first bite as my free hand instinctively reaches for three golden fries. The salad will have to wait.
Quote from: Smokeyg ...meat stick to the roof of my mouth. :unsure: not sure if this is an appropriate activity for you to be carrying on with 10th graders. :unsure:
...meat stick to the roof of my mouth.