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I was just out walking my dog and daughter and had a simply tremendous thought. We all used to abuse nicotine. We are all nicotine addicts. We all are overcoming that addiction one day at a time.

Pretty fucking cool.

Scowick65

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Quote from: RoyJesterSmokes, you'll dig this shit right here!
Mesmerizing.

And now, for something completely different.
awesome.

Smokeyg

Quote from: RoyJesterSmokes, you'll dig this shit right here!
Mesmerizing.

And now, for something completely different.

RoyJester

Smokes, you'll dig this shit right here!

Smokeyg

I sang karaoke for the first time in about four years tonight. I sang Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". I deep-throated the microphone while staring at some frat-dick.

Here's my previous karaoke performance. (check your volume first. the lighting improves a bit towards the end. the singing worsens a lot towards the end.)

loot

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The last second of that video is priceless. (damn, it's been removed since I typed that two minutes agoÃ,…) No fighting on youtube.
Beautiful...

And the bully kid's mother wants an apology from The Punisher.

Next body slam is for her.

Instead of suspending The Punisher, the school should have made him Hall Monitor.

Smokeyg

Quote from: senseiJust for You Smokey, being a teacher an all.
The last second of that video is priceless. (damn, it's been removed since I typed that two minutes agoÃ,…) No fighting on youtube.

sensei

Just for You Smokey, being a teacher an all.

greg40

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Quote from: SmokeygDamn, I love this:

(Ching Chong) It means I love you....
sank you beery mush, dats berry funny. I raffed out roud
Fa........ Nevermind.

sensei

Quote from: SmokeygDamn, I love this:

(Ching Chong) It means I love you....

sank you beery mush, dats berry funny. I raffed out roud

Smokeyg


miles

Quote from: SmokeygReading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.
Good on you for reading one of the American classics...

Twilight is ruining the current generation of knuckleheads. They will end up being 50 Tysons.
I quit with with you all!

Scowick65

Quote from: SmokeygWatching soccer will strengthen your quit.
ahhh. negative. Just makes your cappuccino taste better.

Smokeyg

Watching soccer will strengthen your quit.

ninereasons

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Quote from: SmokeygI dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.
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Yous alone on that one friend
I am significantly dumber for watching that.

FUSMOKEY
Sorry, I meant to say: I dedicate this week's quit to Asperger's Syndrome Awareness....
Wow. Look at those numbers. That guy is a Midas of viral video gold.