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Offline Smokeyg

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« Reply #412 on: April 21, 2011, 08:49:00 PM »
I was just out walking my dog and daughter and had a simply tremendous thought. We all used to abuse nicotine. We are all nicotine addicts. We all are overcoming that addiction one day at a time.

Pretty fucking cool.
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« Reply #411 on: April 01, 2011, 05:58:00 AM »
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Smokes, you'll dig this shit right here!
Mesmerizing.

And now, for something completely different.
awesome.
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« Reply #410 on: March 31, 2011, 11:46:00 PM »
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Smokes, you'll dig this shit right here!
Mesmerizing.

And now, for something completely different.
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« Reply #409 on: March 31, 2011, 09:16:00 PM »
Smokes, you'll dig this shit right here!
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« Reply #408 on: March 20, 2011, 03:41:00 AM »
I sang karaoke for the first time in about four years tonight. I sang Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You". I deep-throated the microphone while staring at some frat-dick.

Here's my previous karaoke performance. (check your volume first. the lighting improves a bit towards the end. the singing worsens a lot towards the end.)
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« Reply #407 on: March 18, 2011, 07:38:00 AM »
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Just for You Smokey, being a teacher an all.
The last second of that video is priceless. (damn, it's been removed since I typed that two minutes agoÂ…) No fighting on youtube.
Beautiful...

And the bully kid's mother wants an apology from The Punisher.

Next body slam is for her.

Instead of suspending The Punisher, the school should have made him Hall Monitor.
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« Reply #406 on: March 18, 2011, 01:24:00 AM »
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Just for You Smokey, being a teacher an all.
The last second of that video is priceless. (damn, it's been removed since I typed that two minutes agoÂ…) No fighting on youtube.
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« Reply #405 on: March 18, 2011, 01:07:00 AM »
Just for You Smokey, being a teacher an all.
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« Reply #404 on: March 17, 2011, 09:59:00 PM »
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Damn, I love this:

(Ching Chong) It means I love you....
sank you beery mush, dats berry funny. I raffed out roud
Fa........ Nevermind.
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« Reply #403 on: March 17, 2011, 11:12:00 AM »
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Damn, I love this:

(Ching Chong) It means I love you....

sank you beery mush, dats berry funny. I raffed out roud
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« Reply #402 on: March 17, 2011, 01:23:00 AM »
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« Reply #401 on: March 15, 2011, 07:54:00 PM »
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Reading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.
Good on you for reading one of the American classics...

Twilight is ruining the current generation of knuckleheads. They will end up being 50 Tysons.
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« Reply #400 on: March 15, 2011, 07:50:00 PM »
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Watching soccer will strengthen your quit.
ahhh. negative. Just makes your cappuccino taste better.
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« Reply #399 on: March 15, 2011, 07:24:00 PM »
Watching soccer will strengthen your quit.
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« Reply #398 on: March 11, 2011, 03:26:00 PM »
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I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.
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Yous alone on that one friend
I am significantly dumber for watching that.

FUSMOKEY
Sorry, I meant to say: I dedicate this week's quit to Asperger's Syndrome Awareness....
Wow. Look at those numbers. That guy is a Midas of viral video gold.
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