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[Smokeyg]

I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.

:blink:

Yous alone on that one friend

I am significantly dumber for watching that.

FUSMOKEY

Sorry, I meant to say: I dedicate this week's quit to Asperger's Syndrome Awareness....

[Ready]

I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.

:blink:

Yous alone on that one friend

I am significantly dumber for watching that.

FUSMOKEY

[loot]

I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.

:blink:

Yous alone on that one friend

[Skoal Monster]

I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.

:blink:

[Smokeyg]

I dedicate this week's quit to 50 Tyson. Hit me up.

[Ready]

Reflections on the comma:

Fuck yeah.

Nice.

Indeed. Nice Smokey, very nice.

[loot]

Reflections on the comma:

Fuck yeah.

Nice.

[Smokeyg]

Reflections on the comma:

Fuck yeah.

[loot]

Reading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.

You reading the original text or the PC police version?

We're droppin' the n-word all up in this bitch....

Interesting Articles on the matter

The Daily Show

Radio Interview with the PC Police

Stewart can be funny.

Good for you and your school bro...go heavy on the injun for LOOT too.

[Smokeyg]

Reading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.

You reading the original text or the PC police version?

We're droppin' the n-word all up in this bitch....

Interesting Articles on the matter

The Daily Show

Radio Interview with the PC Police

[loot]

Reading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.

You reading the original text or the PC police version?

[Smokeyg]

Reading Huck Finn aloud to my class. Chapter 3:

"How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, You'd have to come when he rubbed it, whether you wanted to or not."

I almost crapped myself on that line, but held it together so I wouldn't have to explain what I was laughing at. You guys have corrupted me.

[bubblehed668]

I started doing a P-90x type class at my local community center this evening. One of the activities involved partner pull-ups. My partner was an older guy. Lanky. White hanes v-neck a size too small. Goofy gray hair. A grunter.

I was standing, holding a 3 foot long wooden rod parallel to the ground with a bicep curl grip. He was laying on his back on his mat while I straddled his chest. Luckily, I was wearing tight boxer briefs or he would have had a clear view of my junk. He reached up inside my grip with a similar bicep curl grip. The point was for him to pull himself straight off the mat, keeping his back and neck rigid - like a 30 degree pull-up. My job was to support his body weight, keeping my core tight and knees slightly bent.

As a I hinted earlier, he wasn't in super shape. The first couple pull ups went alright, a little grunting, but nothing out of the normal. His form looked good - straight as a used arrow. Up and down. Pull up number three however, was more of a modified sit up. He had reached his limit and his form suffered. His back and neck curled inward as he pulled himself off the ground. I kept a straight face as his mouth grunted towards my crotch. "Thhhhrreee!" I looked straight ahead, straight faced. "Nice work". "Foooourrrr!" He actually left a little fleck of spit on my gym shorts from his exertion. We were doing sets of 15. Each rep became more and more inappropriate. The trainer, usually the boot camp type, had to walk to the other side of the gym. She couldn't comment. I made the mistake on rep number 8 of looking sideways in the giant mirror. Full on man on man action. Public forum. My arms were getting tired. We were both grunting now. His nose nudged my shorts on number 12. Sweet Jesus. I actually had the thought of how traumatic an erection - even a partial - would be at that moment. I don't know why my mind went there. I had to say something. "Keep it up." I gritted my teeth. 14 - our eyes met. Not a hint of embarrassment on either side. Neither acknowledged what was happening. We couldn't. We were men. Working out. And loving it.

Time for a hot shower.

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'

Oh God this is great.

Oh my god. I'm in tears......

'crackup' Hahahaha oh man.... so great! I needed to read something like that today.

'Popcorn'

What's next?

Oh my god it so hard to keep a straight face while reading that. I hope you don't have him as a partner next time. 'crackup' . I bet you enjoyed every minute of that . :lol:

Brown chicken brown cow :blink:

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup' Ain't nowbody watching but the....

[loot]

Smokey hearts LOOT

always has, always will

I'm guessing you typed that with one hand.

absoLOOTly

[Smokeyg]

Smokey hearts LOOT

always has, always will

I'm guessing you typed that with one hand.