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Offline niwot

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« Reply #187 on: June 23, 2009, 06:58:00 PM »
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Day 400 - I will not chew tobacco today.

Feels good.
Congratulations Big Time!
Congrats Smokey. 400 days of truly supporting and rallying KTC to saty quit hasn't gone un-noticed.

Especially by me..not the whole 400, just the time I've been here.
400 days. ... Nice Quit.. Good shit Smokey.
Well done Smokey!
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« Reply #186 on: June 23, 2009, 05:39:00 PM »
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Day 400 - I will not chew tobacco today.

Feels good.
Congratulations Big Time!
Congrats Smokey. 400 days of truly supporting and rallying KTC to saty quit hasn't gone un-noticed.

Especially by me..not the whole 400, just the time I've been here.
400 days. ... Nice Quit.. Good shit Smokey.
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« Reply #185 on: June 23, 2009, 05:28:00 PM »
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Day 400 - I will not chew tobacco today.

Feels good.
Congratulations Big Time!
Congrats Smokey. 400 days of truly supporting and rallying KTC to saty quit hasn't gone un-noticed.

Especially by me..not the whole 400, just the time I've been here.
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« Reply #184 on: June 23, 2009, 05:17:00 PM »
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Day 400 - I will not chew tobacco today.

Feels good.
Congratulations Big Time!
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« Reply #183 on: June 23, 2009, 12:12:00 PM »
Day 400 - I will not chew tobacco today.

Feels good.
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« Reply #182 on: June 19, 2009, 10:49:00 PM »
It hurts...it hurts to laugh that hard w/o waking the kids!!!

HHHHAAAAAA!!!!! it sounds like you're taking your hand, starting at your ankles and rubbing it straight up to your neck to wipe your ass.
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« Reply #181 on: June 19, 2009, 08:12:00 PM »
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'Finger'
So, two people in the August 09 pre-HOF group (Joey and DanN) post up day one and can't even make it to day 2? Are you fucking kidding me?

Fuck, a big part of me wants to bitch, but I'm really not mad. Hmmm? I guess I just don't give a shit anymore. If people want to cave, fuck them. I don't really care. I care about my own quit. I think I've finally accepted that I am 100% in charge of my quit. I have ownership over my freedom. A person's decision to cave is not weakening my quit in the least.

So, if you are going to cave....go ahead. I really don't give a shit. I might pity you, but I'm just going to keep on doing as I've been doing. The only thing that could hurt me would be an August 08 cave. I have unshakeable faith that that will not happen. It wouldn't hurt my quit in the least, but it would hurt my relationship with this website. Posting would lose all meaning to me. But as it is, posting means everything to me and it will continue to mean everything to me. That's why I was so initially pissed off when I saw Joey and DanN decide that they didn't have to post a day two. Keep stuffing your face with cancer, but don't involve me in your failure.

Fuckity fuckin fuck 'Finger'
Quitters - if you are past day 3, congratulations on making it this far.

Just a drop in the bucket though. One day at a time. One floor at a time. One year at a time. One lifetime.

Sappy, but fucking awesome drunken rhetoric.
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« Reply #180 on: June 19, 2009, 07:13:00 PM »
Everytime I drop a jockpot at him I use the babywipes....

Smokeyg, I just discovered this thread.... U amuse me...


Appreciate it...
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« Reply #179 on: June 19, 2009, 01:20:00 PM »
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So I tossed the box of wipes in the outhouse.
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For some reason, I read this as:

So I tossed the box of wipes in the Outernal. Sorry Outernal...for the poor association on my part.
We don't use that word here.
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« Reply #178 on: June 19, 2009, 12:21:00 PM »
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So I tossed the box of wipes in the outhouse.
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For some reason, I read this as:

So I tossed the box of wipes in the Outernal. Sorry Outernal...for the poor association on my part.
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« Reply #177 on: June 19, 2009, 10:43:00 AM »
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I've developed a bad habit of getting a dab of poop on my right thumb when wiping as of late. Used to be a once a month occurance, but now I'm shooting 50/50. On the bright side, I'm much more aware of my hand-washing now. Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise.
A little late to this conversation...
But you're not bending your wrist. it sounds like you're taking your hand, starting at your ankles and rubbing it straight up to your neck to wipe your ass.

Bend your wrist. So as your fingers (with the TP in hand) and your elbow are touching your body and then push your wrist out as if you are trying to touch the wall with just your wrist. This will alleviate you sticking your fingers in your ass and getting shit on them. Either that or you're not using toilet paper.

1 - Everyone reading this is now trying it...either physically or mentally. Haha!

2 - I can't beleive I just told you how to wipe your ass. And I don't even have kids ready for that yet.
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Offline HuckleBuck357

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« Reply #176 on: June 19, 2009, 02:50:00 AM »
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Wife?? I thought ur a smoocher?
Wait...wait just a second here. What is a wife? Do high heels make a wife? Does a dress make a wife? Does lipstick make a wife? Does naughty lingerie make a wife?

Yes, wife.
'boob' that stuff might not make a wife, but it usually makes her look a hell of a lot better.
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« Reply #175 on: June 18, 2009, 12:34:00 AM »
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Wife?? I thought ur a smoocher?
Wait...wait just a second here. What is a wife? Do high heels make a wife? Does a dress make a wife? Does lipstick make a wife? Does naughty lingerie make a wife?

Yes, wife.
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« Reply #174 on: June 17, 2009, 09:49:00 PM »
Wife?? I thought ur a smoocher?
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« Reply #173 on: June 12, 2009, 11:55:00 PM »
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I've developed a bad habit of getting a dab of poop on my right thumb when wiping as of late. Used to be a once a month occurance, but now I'm shooting 50/50. On the bright side, I'm much more aware of my hand-washing now. Perhaps it's a blessing in disguise.
Maybe pack some baby wipes for the trip. Went on a 4 night-er on mountain in VT few years back. We dug a hole, manuvered the outhouse over said hole, and I remembered seeing a new box of huggies wipes in the trunk when I was packing for the trip. So I tossed the box of wipes in the outhouse.

The initial ball-busting gave way to gratitude and praise after the cook (Snuffy) tossed jalapenos into the clamcakes.

Nothing handles your business better than a baby-wipe - that aloe is a god-send!
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Jules Winnfield
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