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Offline Smokeyg

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« Reply #142 on: May 21, 2009, 02:29:00 PM »
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Golly willickers.
I knew you were gay.

'crackup'
We see what we want to see.

I'm just a fairy ride away....
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« Reply #141 on: May 21, 2009, 12:16:00 PM »
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Golly willickers.
I knew you were gay.

'crackup'
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« Reply #140 on: May 21, 2009, 12:01:00 PM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
366?

Congrats.
Fucking a fat girl and not getting caught?

Congrats on the year!
OR Riding a moped and not being seen by your closest friends.

CONGRATS ON 366!
Wrong

Wrong

And wrong...

The correct answer is two front row tickets to a Miley Cyrus concert and catching a droplet of Hannah Montana sweat on your tongue.
Fuck - I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. That's funny.
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« Reply #139 on: May 21, 2009, 12:13:00 AM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
366?

Congrats.
Fucking a fat girl and not getting caught?

Congrats on the year!
OR Riding a moped and not being seen by your closest friends.

CONGRATS ON 366!
Wrong

Wrong

And wrong...

The correct answer is two front row tickets to a Miley Cyrus concert and catching a droplet of Hannah Montana sweat on your tongue.
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« Reply #138 on: May 20, 2009, 02:30:00 PM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
366?

Congrats.
Fucking a fat girl and not getting caught?

Congrats on the year!
OR Riding a moped and not being seen by your closest friends.

CONGRATS ON 366!
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« Reply #137 on: May 20, 2009, 01:46:00 PM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
366?

Congrats.
Fucking a fat girl and not getting caught?

Congrats on the year!
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Offline Smokeyg

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« Reply #136 on: May 19, 2009, 05:32:00 PM »
Sweet Jesus I've spent a lot of time on this website today.
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« Reply #135 on: May 19, 2009, 10:20:00 AM »
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Golly willickers. I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now. And that would make this my 365th day of quitting. I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
366?

Congrats.
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« Reply #134 on: May 19, 2009, 10:19:00 AM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
I agree with move forward!! The only thing better than 365 is 366!!!!!!! Congrats Smokey!!!!!!
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« Reply #133 on: May 19, 2009, 10:06:00 AM »
Today is a HUGE day for you man.

Congrats!!!

Thats a seriously motivational milestone.
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« Reply #132 on: May 19, 2009, 09:16:00 AM »
Smokey: Large congrats on your year of quitdom. Awesome.
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« Reply #131 on: May 19, 2009, 07:16:00 AM »
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Golly willickers.  I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now.  And that would make this my 365th day of quitting.  I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
Congratulations. 365 is a true milestone.

Well done, my friend.

Well done.
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« Reply #130 on: May 19, 2009, 06:45:00 AM »
Would that be 366?
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« Reply #129 on: May 19, 2009, 01:18:00 AM »
Golly willickers. I guess I have officially been quit for a grand total of 364 days now. And that would make this my 365th day of quitting. I'm a little bit afraid to be excited about this.

Who can tell me the only thing better than 365?

HINT: 366
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« Reply #128 on: May 18, 2009, 10:47:00 PM »
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I went for a long bike ride yesterday.  It was 80 degrees.  I wore no sunscreen.  I did wear gloves.  My fingertips are brown.  My forearms are burnt.  My hands and fingers up to the knuckle are pasty white.  If I roll my sleeve up a bit, I look like neopolitan ice cream.
Holy shit, thats got to fit into the Wildcard section somewhere!!!

'crackup' 'crackup'
Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but I'm a little disappointed no one questioned my brown fingertips?
Well there Fucker, I thought I might trust you!!!

Any reason I ought not to???
What? Were you thinking my fingertips are brown because of pinching a chew?

You nasty fucker. That's just wrong... _
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