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[Colonel_No_Cope]

I went for a long bike ride yesterday.  It was 80 degrees.  I wore no sunscreen.  I did wear gloves.  My fingertips are brown.  My forearms are burnt.  My hands and fingers up to the knuckle are pasty white.  If I roll my sleeve up a bit, I look like neopolitan ice cream.

Holy shit, thats got to fit into the Wildcard section somewhere!!!

'crackup' 'crackup'

Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but I'm a little disappointed no one questioned my brown fingertips?

Well there Fucker, I thought I might trust you!!!

Any reason I ought not to???

[Smokeyg]

I went for a long bike ride yesterday.  It was 80 degrees.  I wore no sunscreen.  I did wear gloves.  My fingertips are brown.  My forearms are burnt.  My hands and fingers up to the knuckle are pasty white.  If I roll my sleeve up a bit, I look like neopolitan ice cream.

Holy shit, thats got to fit into the Wildcard section somewhere!!!

'crackup' 'crackup'

Maybe I'm jumping the gun here, but I'm a little disappointed no one questioned my brown fingertips?

[Colonel_No_Cope]

I went for a long bike ride yesterday. It was 80 degrees. I wore no sunscreen. I did wear gloves. My fingertips are brown. My forearms are burnt. My hands and fingers up to the knuckle are pasty white. If I roll my sleeve up a bit, I look like neopolitan ice cream.

Holy shit, thats got to fit into the Wildcard section somewhere!!!

'crackup' 'crackup'

[Smokeyg]

I went for a long bike ride yesterday. It was 80 degrees. I wore no sunscreen. I did wear gloves. My fingertips are brown. My forearms are burnt. My hands and fingers up to the knuckle are pasty white. If I roll my sleeve up a bit, I look like neopolitan ice cream.

[Smokeyg]

Two guys on my soccer team were sent to the hospital last night.  One with a nasty gash over his eyebrow (25 stitches) and the other with a broken leg. 

I just wanted to share that to prove how manly futbal is.  The manly game.

I work with a gay man who told me that once...at a 12 man gangbang...there were 4 cuts requiring stitches, 9 pulled groins, 4 extreme cases of tennis elbow, 6 torn rectums, and 7 gerbil extractions.

Futbal is still extremely faggy.

Only 9 pulled groins, who was slacking?

I would venture that the 9 pulled groins were slacking off while the remaining 3 athletes had been training vigorously for months through calisthenics, hot yoga and nightly groinal applications of Bengay.



Fucking Perverts.

[jaydisco]

Two guys on my soccer team were sent to the hospital last night.  One with a nasty gash over his eyebrow (25 stitches) and the other with a broken leg. 

I just wanted to share that to prove how manly futbal is.  The manly game.

I work with a gay man who told me that once...at a 12 man gangbang...there were 4 cuts requiring stitches, 9 pulled groins, 4 extreme cases of tennis elbow, 6 torn rectums, and 7 gerbil extractions.

Futbal is still extremely faggy.

Only 9 pulled groins, who was slacking?

[greg40]

Two guys on my soccer team were sent to the hospital last night. One with a nasty gash over his eyebrow (25 stitches) and the other with a broken leg.

I just wanted to share that to prove how manly futbal is. The manly game.

I work with a gay man who told me that once...at a 12 man gangbang...there were 4 cuts requiring stitches, 9 pulled groins, 4 extreme cases of tennis elbow, 6 torn rectums, and 7 gerbil extractions.

Futbal is still extremely faggy.

[Smokeyg]

Two guys on my soccer team were sent to the hospital last night. One with a nasty gash over his eyebrow (25 stitches) and the other with a broken leg.

I just wanted to share that to prove how manly futbal is. The manly game.

[Smokeyg]

Would your ass provide me with hours of head-shaking entertainment?  I think, yes.

And...this is why everyone thinks you're gay... ahahahahahaha lmfao 'crackup'

:ph43r:

Never, and I mean NEVER did I mention the word "ass" as a place to insert my phallys or as an object to stare at longingly, like some glorious yet forbidden fruit gently calling my name, luring me...haunting me.



Shit, where did I just go for the past 45 minutes? Everything went black.



Fucking pervert

[JpCrew]

Would your ass provide me with hours of head-shaking entertainment? I think, yes.

And...this is why everyone thinks you're gay... ahahahahahaha lmfao 'crackup'

:ph43r:

[Smokeyg]

I've been grading papers in my class for the past hour.  I have THE WORST gas, possibly, of my life.  I don't know what I ate.  My room smells like hot garbage.  The weird thing is, I actually enjoy it.  Why do people like the smell of their own ass?  Why don't I enjoy the smell of other people's asses?  Is it nature or nurture?

Everybody likes their own brand, that's all there is to it.

Roy, you are 100% correct, but you are 100% simple.

I love my own brand. It is natural. My stink makes me giddy. However, my stink is no better than your stink. I often wonder, if you and I lived in a bubble, with no outside contact with the world, would I love your stink as much as I love my own? Would your ass provide me with hours of head-shaking entertainment? I think, yes. So, logically, it seems that the only reason we are offended by other people's flatulence is that The Man has told us that gas is not socially acceptable. It is to be shunned.

The Malikwa tribe in Southern Chile recently made their first contact with the civilized world due to deforestation. Sociologists were fascinated to discover that instead of a typical Western handshake, tribe members greeted eachother in a similar fashion to dogs and used communal fecal matter in religous ceremonies.

Hmmm???

[RoyJester]

I've been grading papers in my class for the past hour. I have THE WORST gas, possibly, of my life. I don't know what I ate. My room smells like hot garbage. The weird thing is, I actually enjoy it. Why do people like the smell of their own ass? Why don't I enjoy the smell of other people's asses? Is it nature or nurture?

Everybody likes their own brand, that's all there is to it.

[Smokeyg]

I've been grading papers in my class for the past hour. I have THE WORST gas, possibly, of my life. I don't know what I ate. My room smells like hot garbage. The weird thing is, I actually enjoy it. Why do people like the smell of their own ass? Why don't I enjoy the smell of other people's asses? Is it nature or nurture?

[tfurrh]

3,000

3,000 what?

3000 and 2!

Is that what it's all about Smokey? Green dots and #'s?
'finger point'

Kidding, congratulations on becoming Mr. 3000 +

3000 and 4!

I kind of liked "super-whore" more than "all-star whore" but it's a badge I'll wear with pride. Whorish pride.

3000 and 8!

I'm almost to 2k

[Smokeyg]

3,000

3,000 what?

3000 and 2!

Is that what it's all about Smokey? Green dots and #'s?
'finger point'

Kidding, congratulations on becoming Mr. 3000 +

3000 and 4!

I kind of liked "super-whore" more than "all-star whore" but it's a badge I'll wear with pride. Whorish pride.

3000 and 8!