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[RoyJester]

Hey you fuckin' faggy dicknoodling McFaggerson

So, let me get this straight...being a faggy dicknoodler automatically makes me Scotish? That's racism. That's what that is.

Nope, sorry, there's nothing "straight" about you. The fact you enjoy sex with other men makes you faggy. The manner in which you patrol gay bars and fitness centers looking for you next unsuspecting victim makes you a dicknoodler. Oh, and Scottish isn't a race, it's a nationality, making you retarded.

Oh, by the way...
Good morning Smokey

[chewless jim]

Smokey your a dicknoodler?


Let me know if ya need anymore help.  :lol:

What the fuck is a dicknoodler? You make a habit of sticking your hands into underwater caves hoping a 40 lb cock magically grabs hold of your fist? Sweet Jesus. Take a long look in the mirror and repeat after me: "It's not my fault. God just made me this way."

Dicknoodler? Disgusting.

whatever...your the one reading this filth :lol:

[Smokeyg]

Hey you fuckin' faggy dicknoodling McFaggerson

So, let me get this straight...being a faggy dicknoodler automatically makes me Scotish? That's racism. That's what that is.

[Smokeyg]

Smokey your a dicknoodler?


Let me know if ya need anymore help.  :lol:

What the fuck is a dicknoodler? You make a habit of sticking your hands into underwater caves hoping a 40 lb cock magically grabs hold of your fist? Sweet Jesus. Take a long look in the mirror and repeat after me: "It's not my fault. God just made me this way."

Dicknoodler? Disgusting.

[RoyJester]

Hey you fuckin' faggy dicknoodling McFaggerson

[chewless jim]

Smokey your a dicknoodler?


Let me know if ya need anymore help. :lol:

[Ricko]

smokey I really like your new aviatar. thanks for the expainations it all makes since now. you are a great support.

[ScubaSteve]

Call me a faggy Mcfaggerson all you want, but...

today was THE best day in Seattle sports history over the past 30 years.

UW Huskies dominate Miss St. in the NCAA tournament.

Seattle Sounders manhandle the NY Red Bulls in front of an inaugural fan base of 33,000 plus.




Damn, we need a championship in something. Anyfuckingthing.

faggy mcfaggerson 'mrt'

[niwot]

Call me a faggy Mcfaggerson all you want, but...

today was THE best day in Seattle sports history over the past 30 years.

UW Huskies dominate Miss St. in the NCAA tournament.

Seattle Sounders manhandle the NY Red Bulls in front of an inaugural fan base of 33,000 plus.




Damn, we need a championship in something. Anyfuckingthing.

Nice game by the Sounders. My kid is big on soccer Under 10 top team in our Club. We watch all the games we can. The Beautiful Game. Go Rapids!! There is nothing wrong with being a fag- just keep your hands off the kids.

[Smokeyg]

Call me a faggy Mcfaggerson all you want, but...

today was THE best day in Seattle sports history over the past 30 years.

UW Huskies dominate Miss St. in the NCAA tournament.

Seattle Sounders manhandle the NY Red Bulls in front of an inaugural fan base of 33,000 plus.




Damn, we need a championship in something. Anyfuckingthing.

[Smokeyg]

I had a realization today after spending all morning on this website.

Every time I read of someone caving, I get fired up. It feeds my addiction to this website. If you fuckers would keep that shit out of your mouth, I could go on living my life successfully. When you cave, you are simply feeding my addictive personality and forcing me to waste hours and hours on this website. If for no other reason, you should stay quit just to shut me up.

Also, I stayed up until about 2am last night jigging and drinking. I woke up at 6am and did absolutely nothing at school today. I proctored a state test in the morning and showed a movie to my seniors afterwards. It was a Keanu Reeves movie (Little Buddha), so I had to keep the laptop on my lap to hide my raging manhood.

All in all, it was a recipe for disaster. Cavers, drinking, jigging, not sleeping, Keanu Reeves haunting me. Tomorrow will be better.

[Smokeyg]

Orange posted a new day 1 today. It seems like he's the first person to return after a cave recently. It seems like people are still caving, but not manning up and returning again.

Wait a minute....

"manning up and returning again"

No, no, no. FUCK YOU ORANGE you spineless non BAMFer. Or maybe - THANK YOU ORANGE for providing me with a weaker example to help build my own strength. I often forget how amazing my quit is when I don't see weaker people give up on themselves for a while. That's one of the reasons I must stay around here - to see people fail. I am not you. I am quit. I will not make excuses for myself or settle for a year of quit and call it good. I will not demeen myself by turning back to the can. I am better than that and I am better than you. So, FUCK YOU ORANGE for shitting on this quit community. And THANK YOU ORANGE for reminding me of what I will never be again - a person lacking integrity and conviction.
I am quit. Fuck the rest.

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[Smokeyg]

For whatever reason, I have been waking up in the mornings with that old familiar tingle in my lower lip the last couple of days. That momentary yearning pre-dumP throb from my previous life. I click my heels under the covers and whisper in my wife's ear: "There's no place like quit. There's no place like quit." She thinks I'm fucking insane but that's what marriage is all about. The throbbing subsides to a steady numbness and soon it has passed. I am ready to shit while I brush my teeth and insert my contact lenses. Such multi-tasking would have been unadvisable 303 days ago. Now I can shout it from the rooftops.

There's no place like quit! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE QUIT!!

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[CordovaDave]

Did you ever appologize to the guy who's balls you squeezed?

A very good question. Thanks for asking.

No, I most certainly did not apologize to the guy whose balls I sqeezed. He was furious and refused to shake hands with our team after the game. Everyone else shook my hand after the game with an air of suspicion. "What the hell is wrong with this guy?" I would have liked to have had the opportunity to apologize. Who knows, perhaps destiny will allow our paths to cross in the future.

Anyways, I hope that doesn't make me gay or anything. I didn't hold on any longer than absolutely necessary and my touch could not be classified as a caress. I kept my hand outside his shorts and broke off eye contact prior to that awkward moment we all know so well. If anything, it was a manly ball squeeze.

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LOL - oop ack! Damn you Smokey, I have inspirated my gum! 'crackup'

[Smokeyg]

Did you ever appologize to the guy who's balls you squeezed?

A very good question. Thanks for asking.

No, I most certainly did not apologize to the guy whose balls I sqeezed. He was furious and refused to shake hands with our team after the game. Everyone else shook my hand after the game with an air of suspicion. "What the hell is wrong with this guy?" I would have liked to have had the opportunity to apologize. Who knows, perhaps destiny will allow our paths to cross in the future.

Anyways, I hope that doesn't make me gay or anything. I didn't hold on any longer than absolutely necessary and my touch could not be classified as a caress. I kept my hand outside his shorts and broke off eye contact prior to that awkward moment we all know so well. If anything, it was a manly ball squeeze.

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