I'm Back. I'm Dumb.

[Morgan1]

DAY 400

What are you willing to do to stay quit?

Are you willing to tell yourself and others that you DO NOT WANT OR NEED to chew today?

Are you willing to admit that you WANT to quit?

Are you willing to admit that those thoughts of NEED dancing through your head are only thoughts of WANT?

Are you willing to look at the devil square in the eyes and say NO?  Are you willing to keep fighting even when the world pushes you to "slip"?

Are you willing to REMEMBER that you are an addict, and that one moment of weakness can lead to failure?

Are you willing to have my back (and others) because it makes you stronger?

Are you willing to admit to yourself that you don't have all the answers, but ultimately this is your boat to steer?

Then I want you on my team.

I will do anything to stay quit today.  No excuses.  No re-do's.

You can do this, because I have.

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Congrats on the fourth floor brother.

Indeed ! Nice 400

Congrats and nice job WP!

4 hundy. Nice job! With your attitude towards quitting, this number will age right along with you. I'm an admirerer of your quit bro. Congrats..

[T-Cell]

DAY 400

What are you willing to do to stay quit?

Are you willing to tell yourself and others that you DO NOT WANT OR NEED to chew today?

Are you willing to admit that you WANT to quit?

Are you willing to admit that those thoughts of NEED dancing through your head are only thoughts of WANT?

Are you willing to look at the devil square in the eyes and say NO?  Are you willing to keep fighting even when the world pushes you to "slip"?

Are you willing to REMEMBER that you are an addict, and that one moment of weakness can lead to failure?

Are you willing to have my back (and others) because it makes you stronger?

Are you willing to admit to yourself that you don't have all the answers, but ultimately this is your boat to steer?

Then I want you on my team.

I will do anything to stay quit today.  No excuses.  No re-do's.

You can do this, because I have.

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Congrats on the fourth floor brother.

Indeed ! Nice 400

Congrats and nice job WP!

[Greg5280]

DAY 400

What are you willing to do to stay quit?

Are you willing to tell yourself and others that you DO NOT WANT OR NEED to chew today?

Are you willing to admit that you WANT to quit?

Are you willing to admit that those thoughts of NEED dancing through your head are only thoughts of WANT?

Are you willing to look at the devil square in the eyes and say NO?  Are you willing to keep fighting even when the world pushes you to "slip"?

Are you willing to REMEMBER that you are an addict, and that one moment of weakness can lead to failure?

Are you willing to have my back (and others) because it makes you stronger?

Are you willing to admit to yourself that you don't have all the answers, but ultimately this is your boat to steer?

Then I want you on my team.

I will do anything to stay quit today.  No excuses.  No re-do's.

You can do this, because I have.

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Congrats on the fourth floor brother.

Indeed ! Nice 400

[Ready]

DAY 400

What are you willing to do to stay quit?

Are you willing to tell yourself and others that you DO NOT WANT OR NEED to chew today?

Are you willing to admit that you WANT to quit?

Are you willing to admit that those thoughts of NEED dancing through your head are only thoughts of WANT?

Are you willing to look at the devil square in the eyes and say NO? Are you willing to keep fighting even when the world pushes you to "slip"?

Are you willing to REMEMBER that you are an addict, and that one moment of weakness can lead to failure?

Are you willing to have my back (and others) because it makes you stronger?

Are you willing to admit to yourself that you don't have all the answers, but ultimately this is your boat to steer?

Then I want you on my team.

I will do anything to stay quit today. No excuses. No re-do's.

You can do this, because I have.

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Congrats on the fourth floor brother.

[wastepanel]

DAY 400

What are you willing to do to stay quit?

Are you willing to tell yourself and others that you DO NOT WANT OR NEED to chew today?

Are you willing to admit that you WANT to quit?

Are you willing to admit that those thoughts of NEED dancing through your head are only thoughts of WANT?

Are you willing to look at the devil square in the eyes and say NO? Are you willing to keep fighting even when the world pushes you to "slip"?

Are you willing to REMEMBER that you are an addict, and that one moment of weakness can lead to failure?

Are you willing to have my back (and others) because it makes you stronger?

Are you willing to admit to yourself that you don't have all the answers, but ultimately this is your boat to steer?

Then I want you on my team.

I will do anything to stay quit today. No excuses. No re-do's.

You can do this, because I have.

[wastepanel]

Thank you (edited to add more people. Apparantly my phone contacts suck and I tried to review my PM's here. If I missed you, sorry. Text me and I'll add ya.):

1.Dgonseaux
2.CNC
3.Moe
4.TK
5.30yraddict
6.AmericanNurse
7.Bigsky
8.Bluebonnetman
9.Bretn17
10.Charliehotel
11.IUchewie
12.chitownsnus
13.Clampy
14.Coach Steve
15.Copenhater
16.Cornholio
17.Kbcadaver
18.Deanthecoot
19.DJR2
20.Highway48
21.Instigator
22.Jmiah
23.Jost2brown
24.Bvurn
25.kcah
26.Luby
27.Michelle
28.Mjolliner
29.Morgan
30.murphy81101
31.Mysize
32.NOLAQ
33.ntartick
34.Rangy
35.rwb
36.Eafman
37.Signal31x
38.stjohnsloop
39.Smackaduck
40.SWJ
41.Tarpon
42.The beck
43.TommyNY
44.Tonyleselle
45.cornwallace
46.Mccarmo
47.Gmann
48.rustaf
49.klark
50.Jameso
51.Drewb
52.willmichaelson
53.Raiderx
54.Snider4
55.Sheriff923
56.Grizzly25
57. NV0311
58.Steve1357
59.Timeless117
60.razd611

All of these quitters have my number and I have theirs. Please continue to hold me accountable.


Expect a text of a call:

1.Ihave2shoes
2.Mrclean11
3.ScottMacek
4.Coldstreak
5.Erdnase
6.Landons dad
7.fizzle
8.Grizzlykills21
9.benderjl1
10.Hartpump
11.Dipisbullshit
12.Moose
13.MTBjay
14.radar
15.slomo
16.USMC
17.Wadeperk
18.Snotshark

You guys have caved or faded, and it was wrong of me to not reach out sooner. If anybody else has these numbers, let's get them back.

[Grizzly25]

Burn the fleet

In this dark night we stand or fall
We are kings now, or nothing at all
Check your armor; Light up your torch
Touch the flame to the sail before you head for shore

And we will burn the fleet
We can never go home
It's on to victory or under ground
Burn the fleet, we'll be heroes or ghosts
But we won't be turned around

The old flag will burn with the sail
And a new one won't fly if we fail
But the fire continues to rise
And it shows not a hint of any fear in our eyes

Burn the fleet, we can never go home
It's on to victory or under ground
Burn the fleet, we'll be heroes or ghosts
But we won't be turned around

It's been a fucking good year, and it went off with a fucking bang recently.

I quit one year ago, and that fucking sucked. IT FUCKING SUCKED. It hurt. It made me cry. It made me a pathetic little shit stain that wanted to die.

But I came out of it stronger because of you sons of bitches.

Thank you for pointing out my flaws. Thank you for guiding me into this quit. There were times I felt out of control, but I knew that you guys were there to save me.

I got stronger everyday, and I tried my hardest to help to own my quit. I left nothing in the tank. I've surrounded myself with some badass quitters. I owe all of you my life and my quit.

Burn the fucking fleet.

Learn from the past.
Quit for today.
Fuck the future.

Great post brother very inspiring and filled with tools, tools like determination and resolve!

I am proud to be quit with you today!

[wastepanel]

Burn the fleet

In this dark night we stand or fall
We are kings now, or nothing at all
Check your armor; Light up your torch
Touch the flame to the sail before you head for shore

And we will burn the fleet
We can never go home
It's on to victory or under ground
Burn the fleet, we'll be heroes or ghosts
But we won't be turned around

The old flag will burn with the sail
And a new one won't fly if we fail
But the fire continues to rise
And it shows not a hint of any fear in our eyes

Burn the fleet, we can never go home
It's on to victory or under ground
Burn the fleet, we'll be heroes or ghosts
But we won't be turned around

It's been a fucking good year, and it went off with a fucking bang recently.

I quit one year ago, and that fucking sucked. IT FUCKING SUCKED. It hurt. It made me cry. It made me a pathetic little shit stain that wanted to die.

But I came out of it stronger because of you sons of bitches.

Thank you for pointing out my flaws. Thank you for guiding me into this quit. There were times I felt out of control, but I knew that you guys were there to save me.

I got stronger everyday, and I tried my hardest to help to own my quit. I left nothing in the tank. I've surrounded myself with some badass quitters. I owe all of you my life and my quit.

Burn the fucking fleet.

Learn from the past.
Quit for today.
Fuck the future.

[bubblehed668]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

That gives me so much quit wood,

Scary part is, I was blue 43 days ago. Good stuff wp

That is truely awesome to call him out like that. I think better than the matrix/ninja would have been when "He looked at me (confused about the situation)." you would have reached in his piehole and pulled it out and showed it to him and said "this asshole"

I really wish it was as exciting as matrix style fighting and pulling shit out of dumbass' lips, but it was simply words.

It probably is not going to make him quit, and it wasn't my place to tell him about KTC right then and there. It is my place to protect those kids, and baseball is just so infused with the shit that these kids need weapons like us out on the fields.

It's not ok to make that "a part of the game".

I did email our league president just to send out a reminder

But it is always fun to think of the what if's!!!!! ;)

[wastepanel]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

That gives me so much quit wood,

Scary part is, I was blue 43 days ago. Good stuff wp

That is truely awesome to call him out like that. I think better than the matrix/ninja would have been when "He looked at me (confused about the situation)." you would have reached in his piehole and pulled it out and showed it to him and said "this asshole"

I really wish it was as exciting as matrix style fighting and pulling shit out of dumbass' lips, but it was simply words.

It probably is not going to make him quit, and it wasn't my place to tell him about KTC right then and there. It is my place to protect those kids, and baseball is just so infused with the shit that these kids need weapons like us out on the fields.

It's not ok to make that "a part of the game".

I did email our league president just to send out a reminder

[bubblehed668]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

That gives me so much quit wood,

Scary part is, I was blue 43 days ago. Good stuff wp

That is truely awesome to call him out like that. I think better than the matrix/ninja would have been when "He looked at me (confused about the situation)." you would have reached in his piehole and pulled it out and showed it to him and said "this asshole"

[GBPid]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

That gives me so much quit wood,

Scary part is, I was blue 43 days ago. Good stuff wp

[Skoal Monster]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

That gives me so much quit wood,

[loot]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

'clap' 'clap' 'clap'

Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

:)

Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!

Thas good shit panel. Good shit.

Thanks for sharing.

[Grizzly25]

Last night at my 7 year old's baseball game, I pissed off the umpire in a good way.

Our catcher is not very good, and we are allowed to shag balls behind in him in order to keep the game moving along rather than wait for the kids to mosey over to the past ball and make a throw that lands halfway between home and the pitcher.  I drew that duty last night.

While back there, the umpire on the third base line walked over to the dugout to talk to the other team's coach.  Even through the cacophony of kids yelling, running, and being kids, I heard the distinct sound of a tin being cracked.

I glanced over, and sure as shit, he was throwing in a fatty right in front of the other team's bench.

Fuck you, blue.  Fuck you.

What I should have done is go trapjaw on his ass right then and there.  I should have called time out, called his ass out, and make him toss his shit right then.  He would get all pissed, and take a swing at me.  I would pull some matrix kung fu shit, block the punch, and make him cry like a little sissy when I blocked his pathetic attempt.  I should have ripped off his arms and slapped in the face with his own hands while growling "Why are you hitting yourself?"  over and over again.  I should have then picked him up by the back of his underwear (thus giving him the biggest fucking wedgie in history) and carried him over to the port-a-potty and threw him down the hole ala Sleepaway Camp 2 (Great fucking movie).  I then should have taunted him and told him that all of the chemicals and shit in that toilet are akin to what he willingly shoves into his lip on a day to day basis.  I would laugh and all the women would want to have my green little babies because I'm that fucking awesome.

Alas, this didn't happen (except the women all do want to have my green little babies).

I waited until the end of the inning, and walked over to the ump.

"Did you just put in a chew, man?"

He looked at me (confused about the situation).

"Did you just put in a chew over there, man?"

He looked at me and knew he was being called out.  "Yeah..."  he said defiantly.

"These are 7 year olds.  Toss it now.  It's against league rules, you did it right in front of all those kids there.  They look up to us, and they don't need to be seeing that shit.  I hate that stuff."

He stared at me.

"I quit a year ago because I didn't want to show my son that it was right to do.  Toss it."

He tossed it, and refused to work the same side of the field as me the rest of the night.

Nicely done! Way to call his ass out!

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Fuckin A, Waste!

FUCKING YES WP. That is awesome.

I would have liked to see the matrix style fight, but what you went with was just as effective. Nice job WP. Good stuff brother.

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Outstanding brother!

I am thinking the video of lockjaw going matrix on the umpire would have been awesome! !!