syndrome

[syndrome]

just wanna bump this for my new feb guys.

[Adigg]

so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.

i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!

(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)

no man what i want is to be havin like 30 peepel postin evry day in feb 09.

Good shit drome! With all the +1's we don't know your milestones you humble bastard.

[syndrome]

so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.

i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!

(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)

no man what i want is to be havin like 30 peepel postin evry day in feb 09.

[KennyZ]

Congratulations on 2,500!! Thank you for always supporting February 2015. Keep showing us the path.

[KingNothing]

so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.

i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!

(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)

[syndrome]

so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.

i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!

[Lumberjack Tim]

so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.

So without asking for it Syndrome brings up a good point here...we need a ribbon emoji for shit like this.

Looks like this will have to do for now. :Winner:

[Pinched]

so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.

So without asking for it Syndrome brings up a good point here...we need a ribbon emoji for shit like this.

[syndrome]

so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.

[Natro]

hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.

the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.

now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.

and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.

Do the kilt Drome, You need to air out the boys anyway!

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.

the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.

now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.

and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.

[Wt57]

Great story. I'm glad I was knocked out for mine, I just couldn't handle having my butt raped while conscious. I had my buttcam a couple weeks before quitting dip and I snuck pouches right up till that last few hours before the assault. What a dumb ass!
Funny thing last year I went to the same Dr. for a upper GI scope. I asked if he used the same camera for both. His answer was you be good and I won't, if not you'll know when you wake up if you have a shitty tast in your mouth.

[syndrome]

ok man you guys now that thats out a the way i wanna tell you guys my butt cam story. it aint funny. but man if your gettin old like old drome your gonna get yers one day. and just like old drome wants to help you no whats comin in your quit, well old drome wants you to no what life brings.

now the colinoscapy... that thing ware they stick that cam up your behind to check our your innner parts. well im just gonna call it buttcam cuz its shorter.

any ways sinse i just hit 50 not long ago my doc says, 'drome its time you got your buttcam done. now heres a guy who does a good job. you just call him up and he will take good care a you.' well cuz i plan on livin a good long time i make a pointmint with the buttcam doc. well the first thing that dint go rite is i set it up to be april 7th. is today april 7th? no its fuggin march 31. evin tho i made my pointmint for april 7 when they sent me the list a stuff i needed to do and buy it said do this for your pointment on march 31. well man i call them up and say it must be a misstake cuz im on for april 7. 'oh, no mr. drome. the doc is out of town that week. we don't no how you cood a got a pointmint on april 7.' well any ways i got stuck with the pointmint on march 31. so i tell the boss man im gettin my butt checked out a week erly and hes good with it.

now some a you mite no that it just aint a 1 day afair. oh no. the day afore you dont get to eat nothin. and no milk eether. then in the afternoon time you start cleenin the pipes. now bout 15 years ago a buddy a mine had to drink some nasty perscripshun stuff and man he was strait to the crapper for the next 12 hours. mrs drome is my old bat. she all reddy had it done a cuppel a years ago. and she got some crappy tastin perscripshun stuff to. no they sent me a list a over the counter shit to pick up. ducalax pills (4 doses) some powder shit mixed up with gaterade (14 doses in 2 hours!) and some gawd aweful shit like sodeum sitrate i downed a hole bottel of at 10 pm at nite. now that shit made me near toss my cookies. well i spent most a the time atween 6 pm at nite and 1 am in the mornin on the crapper. and by about 10 pm i was just peein out a my butt.

now heres some thing you dont no bout old drome. drome dont like drugs. and he reely dont like anasteesia. so i did my googel reserch and found out i dont need to get nocked out for this. so i call um up and say 'hay you guys are cool with me not gettin nocked out for this rite?' then i lissined for 15 minits wile they splained how good the drug were and i reely shood get um but they wood mark my file sayin no drugs.

so i get there nice and erly like they asked me to well erly bein a hour afore my pointmint time. it was still haff way thru my day. and i say to the front counter girl. 'we are good with no drugs, rite?' she looks at me funny but says it aint her job. so after a short wait i get sent to my room to get one a them nice gowns on. backwerds of course.

first nurse comes in. i need to put your iv in. 'whats the iv for' i ask. 'for fluids and the drugs' 'but i aint gettin drugs' she aint sure what to do and leaves.

seckind nurse comes in. she wants me to sine stuff. this ones for sergery. this ones for drugs. 'i aint gettin drugs so i wont sine that one.' and i dint.

now there all flusterd up. next thing you no i got 3 nurses tryin to tell me i need these drugs. there good drugs. you will be so happy drugs. look i dont want drugs. whats the big fuggin stink?

next the drug guy... anasteesiolagist... comes in. he says 'no drugs?' i say 'not intrested' and he was like 'i will talk to the doc. reely all they do is relax you so he can go faster. they aint reely nessassary.' cool then he says 'how bout we do this... the nurse anasteesitist will be there any ways so if you need drugs you let her no.' 'fine but i aint takin drugs' so now i gots to sine the sheet i woodnt sine afore but we all agree i gotta ask for um.

finely the doc comes in. 'no drugs?' he says. 'nope ' 'no big deal. i have done some with no drugs.'

then like 15 minits later i get wheeled down the hall. and in the scope goes. now its not all painless. but mostly its just preshure. like gas. there were maybe like 2 times it was that cramp you get from tryin to hold a fart in for like 20 minits wile your in a meeting with the big big big boss man. but insted of lastin for hours it was only a seckind or 2 each. and man cuz i was awake i got to watch the thing live on the screen. and the doc was doin play by play. thats some thing you just dont get when you get nocked out! any ways goin in was pritty fast and they did all the lookin on the pullin back part. now he did find a littel bitty pollip on the way out and i got to see him loop it up and cut it rite off. and on acount a theres no nerves in there i dint feel a thing. so he says the gotta send that in and see what kind it is and he wood let me no if i hafta come back in 3 or 5 or 10 years. the rest a the pull out was pritty rootine until the end. cuz i gess i got some a the hemeroids to and he wanted to look the cam back round to look at um from the insides. man i was in and out in less than 10 minits. and cuz i dint do the drugs i got back to my room, farted a few times for um, got dressed and left. the guy what went afore me was prolly still there anuther cuppel a hours. and they told him 'dont drive' but cuz i dint do drugs i was good to drive home.

and next time i dont hafta fite bout the drugs.

i got like 5 littel picstures. i gotta scan um. if any buddy wants to see what you been missin.

by the way what the fug is this -- 'nope'

[syndrome]

first off afore i go in to my buttcam story i wanna let all you new guys no this. ha ha your reely funny postin day 1 on april fools day. only your not. so don't do it.

[syndrome]

now man some a you guys mite no i got a kid in the collige. and if you dint no that now you do. any ways i was down visitin the other day and we were in one a the dinin halls they got. and they were playin the musick reel low but i cood here it. well now it wasnt this new crap what gets past off as musick. it was old. like doors old. i mean doors was old when i was at the collige. but man it wasnt the standerd fair of old timer musick. now if some buddy asked you what the radio plays from that 1975 arrowsmith classick 'toys in the attic' you wood say what? egsacktly. 'sweet amoshun'. but not this place. nope. they were playin 'adams appel'. i dont think i ever rememember herin that on the radio unless it was on one a my 8 track tapes back in the day.