I'm A Douche

[Nolaq]

The nic bitch has infinite patience...

Yes she does Miles.

[MikeA]

The day you can claim awesomness is the day you reach the day you should have been today. So don't bother until you are past your 1,061st day of posting roll call here.

To repeat what NOLAQ said.... Arrogant fuck

[wbw]

As a newbie quitter here in June 2012, I don't really give a shit about your funny posts etc. I will choose to take your word at face value and look forward to quiting every day with you. What I would like to see though is a real introduction from you that describes when you stopped coming to KTC, when you started dipping again, and the journey back to here today. I am not interested in excuses, but I think it would help me and others see what can happen if you don't remain vigilant. There is some redemptive value in showing what not to do. Own your cave and quit.

[miles]

I'm glad you made it back to KTC. Your stories helped me laugh off a few craves. Thanks for that.

You forgot you were an addict. You're not the first and I can guarantee you won't be the last. Arrogance killed you...you had it whipped...that's what you were telling yourself. That bitch will hide in the weeds for years if she has to.

Just the other day Chewie posted something about taking a long ride and his thought was 'this is the perfect time to dip'. Chewie has been quit for a while. The nic bitch has infinite patience...

Welcome to the suck. I bet you are remembering the suck now...

Miles - 374 - I'm gonna be here a while.

[AtomicDiesel]

Ain't a goddamn thing about you awesome. Why not post random thoughts of fuckeduppedness, or douchebaggery?
Don't think you're gonna slide right back into the sheets where you left. You fucked up, you're gonna get butt raped just like me and every other motherfucker too stupid to stay, too weak to remain faithful to the quit. Stuff the funny man shit up your ass and repent motherfucker.

Free tip: Fix your fucking signature line

[Nolaq]

This isn't a fucking playground, or a fucking comedy club.

Your 'Random Thoughts of Awesomeness'? Go fuck yourself. How awesome is cancer?

Can you make chemotherapy a joke? Cuz when I watched my father and mother both go through it and die within two years of each other, let me tell you what fucker...that was some funny awesome shit right there.

You know what? You should write all this shit down again. It'll give your family something to read at your funeral. Should get a lot of laughs there.

Arrogant fuck.

[Bean]

You should do a bit on coffin shopping. Or maybe a hypothetical conversation between you and those who love you. It might be funny enough to make them forget all about being at your funeral.

GROW UP YOU FUCKING MORON!!! Life isn't a dress-rehearsal. You don't get do-overs. You go around exactly one time...and your choosing to piss it all away. The internet is full of funny guys. Go blog with them. I'm not judging you...go do it.

But if you want to get serious, commit to quitting instead of using, then you need to post roll and read the wisdom of those who are doing it one day at a time. Okay...maybe a few Random Thoughts...but after you reach the HoF, okay? They'll be funnier if you're not writing them with the Nic Bitch's tit in your mouth.

[AtomicDiesel]

Pays to put no man on a pedestal.

[Nolaq]

Gonna merge your threads SWJ.

No hiding from the past.

[dippshit]

When I read some of the things I wrote here, I want to throw up.  So before I get to the official introduction, let me get some things out on the table...

1.  This site has helped me more than anything else I've ever tried in my Quit.
2.  I rocked it while I was here.
3.  I didn't stay.
4.  I caved.
5.  I own my douchery and my weakness.
6.  I'm back and more determined this time.

Here, while we're talking about my idiocy, are some of the awesome things I wrote in my initial introduction -

"...I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave..."

I wasn't.  And I did.

"...If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore...

I did.  And I didn't.

"...And I Am Not Weak..."

Alone, at least, I am.

"...I am a member of KTC April 2009, And I Am A Quitter...

I was.  And now I am a Quitter again.  For the second time.

Now, I know I'm not the only one who has ever caved, but I was absolutely sure that my inherent awesomeness would overcome any cravings and it did, for a while.  After some time though, I got even more cocky than I usually am, and I stopped coming here.  Stopped logging in.  Stopped conversing with my fellow Quitters.

I thought I could continue my Quit on my own.  And I was wrong.

So, here I am.  Back again. 

For the 2nd time, which I never thought would happen to me.

Quitting sucked, but not as much as caving, so here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to go to the June 2012 group and log in my Day #1.

Then I'm going to go to the April 2009 group and apologize.

Then I'm going to lean on the people I should have been leaning on all along.

C'mon man!!!! 'Crazy'

Did the HOF mean anything to you?
Did going thru all the bullshit mean nothing to you?

You might want to tell your old group what happened........

Do you know how many folks have read your posts to pass craves or been helped by your quit advice? Unfuckinbelievable.

The fucking title says it all.

Somewhere I remember reading in your intro thread, something about how you will NEVER cave cuz you love your son so much.

Guess you love nicotine more than you love you son, huh?

There are people here (myself included) that put your shit up on a pedestal. Your into page is fucking BOOKMARKED on my computer.

Douche!

Agreed, not to make your head any bigger, but a lot of the new quit was told to read your shit.

Fucking shame on you.

[MikeA]

When I read some of the things I wrote here, I want to throw up.  So before I get to the official introduction, let me get some things out on the table...

1.  This site has helped me more than anything else I've ever tried in my Quit.
2.  I rocked it while I was here.
3.  I didn't stay.
4.  I caved.
5.  I own my douchery and my weakness.
6.  I'm back and more determined this time.

Here, while we're talking about my idiocy, are some of the awesome things I wrote in my initial introduction -

"...I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave..."

I wasn't.  And I did.

"...If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore...

I did.  And I didn't.

"...And I Am Not Weak..."

Alone, at least, I am.

"...I am a member of KTC April 2009, And I Am A Quitter...

I was.  And now I am a Quitter again.  For the second time.

Now, I know I'm not the only one who has ever caved, but I was absolutely sure that my inherent awesomeness would overcome any cravings and it did, for a while.  After some time though, I got even more cocky than I usually am, and I stopped coming here.  Stopped logging in.  Stopped conversing with my fellow Quitters.

I thought I could continue my Quit on my own.  And I was wrong.

So, here I am.  Back again. 

For the 2nd time, which I never thought would happen to me.

Quitting sucked, but not as much as caving, so here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to go to the June 2012 group and log in my Day #1.

Then I'm going to go to the April 2009 group and apologize.

Then I'm going to lean on the people I should have been leaning on all along.

C'mon man!!!! 'Crazy'

Did the HOF mean anything to you?
Did going thru all the bullshit mean nothing to you?

You might want to tell your old group what happened........

Do you know how many folks have read your posts to pass craves or been helped by your quit advice? Unfuckinbelievable.

The fucking title says it all.

Somewhere I remember reading in your intro thread, something about how you will NEVER cave cuz you love your son so much.

Guess you love nicotine more than you love you son, huh?

There are people here (myself included) that put your shit up on a pedestal. Your into page is fucking BOOKMARKED on my computer.

Douche!

NOLAQ, you need to take down his funny posts cuz this douche is no longer funny and should never be looked up to again.

I too used to put him on a quit pedestal and giggle like a little girl at his humor.

NO MORE.
'Finger'

[CoachDoc]

After I've finished kicking my own ass for the self-inflicted assholery imposed on my by my own Cave, I hope to post some Random Thoughts Of Awesomeness here. However, I think I'll wait until I at least have some more Days under my belt, simply out of respect for you folks who have done a better job at this than I have...

Day One AFTER A CAVE and you are already pulling out the "I'm Gonna Make This Into A Joke" and "Poor Me - Fuck You - I'm A Martyr" Cards?

Un-fucking-believable

[SWJ]

After I've finished kicking my own ass for the self-inflicted assholery imposed on my by my own Cave, I hope to post some Random Thoughts Of Awesomeness here. However, I think I'll wait until I at least have some more Days under my belt, simply out of respect for you folks who have done a better job at this than I have...

[Nolaq]

When I read some of the things I wrote here, I want to throw up.  So before I get to the official introduction, let me get some things out on the table...

1.  This site has helped me more than anything else I've ever tried in my Quit.
2.  I rocked it while I was here.
3.  I didn't stay.
4.  I caved.
5.  I own my douchery and my weakness.
6.  I'm back and more determined this time.

Here, while we're talking about my idiocy, are some of the awesome things I wrote in my initial introduction -

"...I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave..."

I wasn't.  And I did.

"...If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore...

I did.  And I didn't.

"...And I Am Not Weak..."

Alone, at least, I am.

"...I am a member of KTC April 2009, And I Am A Quitter...

I was.  And now I am a Quitter again.  For the second time.

Now, I know I'm not the only one who has ever caved, but I was absolutely sure that my inherent awesomeness would overcome any cravings and it did, for a while.  After some time though, I got even more cocky than I usually am, and I stopped coming here.  Stopped logging in.  Stopped conversing with my fellow Quitters.

I thought I could continue my Quit on my own.  And I was wrong.

So, here I am.  Back again. 

For the 2nd time, which I never thought would happen to me.

Quitting sucked, but not as much as caving, so here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to go to the June 2012 group and log in my Day #1.

Then I'm going to go to the April 2009 group and apologize.

Then I'm going to lean on the people I should have been leaning on all along.

C'mon man!!!! 'Crazy'

Did the HOF mean anything to you?
Did going thru all the bullshit mean nothing to you?

You might want to tell your old group what happened........

Do you know how many folks have read your posts to pass craves or been helped by your quit advice? Unfuckinbelievable.

The fucking title says it all.

Somewhere I remember reading in your intro thread, something about how you will NEVER cave cuz you love your son so much.

Guess you love nicotine more than you love you son, huh?

There are people here (myself included) that put your shit up on a pedestal. Your into page is fucking BOOKMARKED on my computer.

Douche!

[Coach Steve]

When I read some of the things I wrote here, I want to throw up.  So before I get to the official introduction, let me get some things out on the table...

1.  This site has helped me more than anything else I've ever tried in my Quit.
2.  I rocked it while I was here.
3.  I didn't stay.
4.  I caved.
5.  I own my douchery and my weakness.
6.  I'm back and more determined this time.

Here, while we're talking about my idiocy, are some of the awesome things I wrote in my initial introduction -

"...I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave..."

I wasn't.  And I did.

"...If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore...

I did.  And I didn't.

"...And I Am Not Weak..."

Alone, at least, I am.

"...I am a member of KTC April 2009, And I Am A Quitter...

I was.  And now I am a Quitter again.  For the second time.

Now, I know I'm not the only one who has ever caved, but I was absolutely sure that my inherent awesomeness would overcome any cravings and it did, for a while.  After some time though, I got even more cocky than I usually am, and I stopped coming here.  Stopped logging in.  Stopped conversing with my fellow Quitters.

I thought I could continue my Quit on my own.  And I was wrong.

So, here I am.  Back again. 

For the 2nd time, which I never thought would happen to me.

Quitting sucked, but not as much as caving, so here's what I'm going to do:

I'm going to go to the June 2012 group and log in my Day #1.

Then I'm going to go to the April 2009 group and apologize.

Then I'm going to lean on the people I should have been leaning on all along.

C'mon man!!!! 'Crazy'

Did the HOF mean anything to you?
Did going thru all the bullshit mean nothing to you?

You might want to tell your old group what happened........

Do you know how many folks have read your posts to pass craves or been helped by your quit advice? Unfuckinbelievable.

I was one of the people that used your thread to pass the time and kill the craves in the early days. Hell, I even recommended that several others also read your thread. Fuck me. This shit pisses me off.