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Offline Leahy16

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #327 on: February 01, 2012, 05:34:00 PM »
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More people should be reading this
Yes. This is the most entertaining thread on the entire site.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #326 on: February 01, 2012, 02:05:00 PM »
More people should be reading this
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #325 on: December 30, 2011, 11:39:00 PM »
bump. read this page. it will take your mind off a crave.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #324 on: October 25, 2011, 05:17:00 PM »
Absolutely hysterical! Where is this dude?
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #323 on: October 25, 2011, 10:06:00 AM »
This should be required reading for all Newbs---have fun!

Where is SWJ--does anyone know?
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #322 on: October 25, 2011, 09:42:00 AM »
First page is hilarious. Going to keep reading this.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #321 on: August 04, 2011, 05:13:00 PM »
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Bump for SmokeyG...his page is WAAAAY better than yours.
I don't know Miles....SWJ is one piss your pants funny mofo, but their aint no karaoke here.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #320 on: August 04, 2011, 02:05:00 PM »
Bump for SmokeyG...his page is WAAAAY better than yours.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #319 on: August 04, 2011, 02:03:00 PM »
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Yesterday, I decided to cave.

36 days ago, I decided to stop dipping, for the sake of my wife and two little boys.  I used dip tobacco for years, and really, genuinely enjoyed it.  However, three weeks ago I decided to stop, for the three most important people in my life. 

And I did.  Cold turkey.  Frankly, it was pretty easy.  I found the KTC site and posted every day, I read the posts from dudes who were having a really tough time with their Quit, and I posted a few words of encouragement.  I had never tried to quit before, but I was really proud of having gone three weeks without any tobacco.

But yesterday I decided to cave.

My wife and two boys left for a week on vacation.  This, my friends, would be prime dipping time - I could put a wad of Grizzly in, sit in front of the TV, and just enjoy it...  I literally thought about it for a week.  To be honest, I could hardly wait.

They left.  I waved to them.  And I made two more decisions...

I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave.

The verbal abuse that I would get in my Quit Forum here on KTC doesn't scare me in the least - If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore.

But I would know.

I would know that I was weak.  And I Am Not Weak.

I would know that I let my family down.  And They Are Everything To Me.

I would know that I lied to my boys.  And I Am The Greatest Dad Ever.

I am a husband.
I am a father.
I am a member of KTC April 2009.

And I Am A Quitter.
You rock dude. One of the best posts I've read right there. I never see your name around but I would assume that you are still out there and successfully quit.
Now go find his other intro page. It's buried deep and needs a bump.
Legendary.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #318 on: August 04, 2011, 02:02:00 PM »
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Yesterday, I decided to cave.

36 days ago, I decided to stop dipping, for the sake of my wife and two little boys.  I used dip tobacco for years, and really, genuinely enjoyed it.  However, three weeks ago I decided to stop, for the three most important people in my life. 

And I did.  Cold turkey.  Frankly, it was pretty easy.  I found the KTC site and posted every day, I read the posts from dudes who were having a really tough time with their Quit, and I posted a few words of encouragement.  I had never tried to quit before, but I was really proud of having gone three weeks without any tobacco.

But yesterday I decided to cave.

My wife and two boys left for a week on vacation.  This, my friends, would be prime dipping time - I could put a wad of Grizzly in, sit in front of the TV, and just enjoy it...  I literally thought about it for a week.  To be honest, I could hardly wait.

They left.  I waved to them.  And I made two more decisions...

I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice.  And I Will Never Cave.

The verbal abuse that I would get in my Quit Forum here on KTC doesn't scare me in the least - If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore.

But I would know.

I would know that I was weak.  And I Am Not Weak.

I would know that I let my family down.  And They Are Everything To Me.

I would know that I lied to my boys.  And I Am The Greatest Dad Ever.

I am a husband.
I am a father.
I am a member of KTC April 2009.

And I Am A Quitter.
You rock dude. One of the best posts I've read right there. I never see your name around but I would assume that you are still out there and successfully quit.
Now go find his other intro page. It's buried deep and needs a bump.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #317 on: August 04, 2011, 01:57:00 PM »
Quote from: SWJ
Yesterday, I decided to cave.

36 days ago, I decided to stop dipping, for the sake of my wife and two little boys. I used dip tobacco for years, and really, genuinely enjoyed it. However, three weeks ago I decided to stop, for the three most important people in my life.

And I did. Cold turkey. Frankly, it was pretty easy. I found the KTC site and posted every day, I read the posts from dudes who were having a really tough time with their Quit, and I posted a few words of encouragement. I had never tried to quit before, but I was really proud of having gone three weeks without any tobacco.

But yesterday I decided to cave.

My wife and two boys left for a week on vacation. This, my friends, would be prime dipping time - I could put a wad of Grizzly in, sit in front of the TV, and just enjoy it... I literally thought about it for a week. To be honest, I could hardly wait.

They left. I waved to them. And I made two more decisions...

I Will Always Be Stronger Than Any Vice. And I Will Never Cave.

The verbal abuse that I would get in my Quit Forum here on KTC doesn't scare me in the least - If I ever decided to cave, I just wouldn't show up here anymore.

But I would know.

I would know that I was weak. And I Am Not Weak.

I would know that I let my family down. And They Are Everything To Me.

I would know that I lied to my boys. And I Am The Greatest Dad Ever.

I am a husband.
I am a father.
I am a member of KTC April 2009.

And I Am A Quitter.
You rock dude. One of the best posts I've read right there. I never see your name around but I would assume that you are still out there and successfully quit.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #316 on: June 22, 2011, 10:32:00 AM »
I had to bump this thread to the top. If you haven't read this....well, you need to.

Pure awesome.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #315 on: May 01, 2011, 12:39:00 PM »
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That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Will provide me with months of  quotes.
bump
SWJ is a funny sumanabitch. He needs to get back here and provide a new post each week....
damn, i saw his intro come up as recent and thought he had returned! :(
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #314 on: April 30, 2011, 01:21:00 PM »
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Quote from: bryank530
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Will provide me with months of  quotes.
bump
SWJ is a funny sumanabitch. He needs to get back here and provide a new post each week....
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #313 on: April 29, 2011, 09:42:00 PM »
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That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Will provide me with months of quotes.
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