I'm A Douche

[Kdip]

Other Awesome Things To Bring Back Besides Me

1) The Six-Million Dollar Man
2) Blackjack Gum
3) Ninja movies
4) The original Pink Floyd
5) That drunk chick I banged that time at Six Flags

What??????? You still alive and quit you fucker????? 'bout time you showed your ass back up!!! We had written you off as caved and gone!!! I'll find that drunk chick so you can bang her again if you'll come back and post here again!!! I miss all your funny shit you used to post!! Get ur ass busy and post up some more 'hurry' : 'impatient' 'impatient' 'impatient'

[DeanTheCoot]

Ha! Blackjack gum. MFer

[teamgreen]

Other Awesome Things To Bring Back Besides Me

1) The Six-Million Dollar Man
2) Blackjack Gum
3) Ninja movies
4) The original Pink Floyd
5) That drunk chick I banged that time at Six Flags

Better yet, American Ninja movies...

[klark]

Other Awesome Things To Bring Back Besides Me

1) The Six-Million Dollar Man
2) Blackjack Gum
3) Ninja movies
4) The original Pink Floyd
5) That drunk chick I banged that time at Six Flags

I feel like I should bow. Welcome back

[SWJ]

Other Awesome Things To Bring Back Besides Me

1) The Six-Million Dollar Man
2) Blackjack Gum
3) Ninja movies
4) The original Pink Floyd
5) That drunk chick I banged that time at Six Flags

[DeanTheCoot]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

Roy...What an AWESOME find. Goddamn hysterical.

And for those inquiring: I have nothing to report about SWJ, unfortunately. He did not answer a couple texts I sent several weeks ago. KTC is dead to him. (Or, I can at least say that *I* am dead to him.) Whether or not he's caved is unknown...(but very unlikely).

[Greg5280]

I don't know what SWJ stands for, so I'll just assume it's an acronym for the Latin phrase that translates to "the pinnacle of awesomeness."

He is one funny ass dude. I would like to see him come back and post again. One post a week would work for me. A nice funny ass Monday morning post.

[mitch]

I don't know what SWJ stands for, so I'll just assume it's an acronym for the Latin phrase that translates to "the pinnacle of awesomeness."

[Greg5280]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

I wondered what he was up to these days.... guess I know now.

thanks for bumping this...some damn funny shit. I've enjoyed reading so far.

SWJ is an artist... if you need to pass some time.. read his posts !!!!!

Very funny

[bigbamadan]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

I wondered what he was up to these days.... guess I know now.

thanks for bumping this...some damn funny shit. I've enjoyed reading so far.

[Volp]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

I wondered what he was up to these days.... guess I know now.

Did he ever give a reason for leaving or is he stuffing his awesome face with shit again?

[Greg5280]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

I wondered what he was up to these days.... guess I know now.

[RoyJester]

In honor of SWJ: bike ad.

[sensei]

Holy shit! I'm like 2 threads in and I'm hooked. It's the Napoleon Dynamite of KTC.

Simply put, I will not miss hiding my dip can behind my ball sac.

There I said it.

Thanks for dusting this off.

Cover me, I'm going in .... 'Popcorn'

[Volp]

Posting here for 2 reasons:

1) Beg SWJ to come back and post some funny shit.

2)Bumping this thread for craving newbies. If you think you can't take the stress any longer, start at the bottom of the last page and read forward. You'll be out of your mood in no time. Save some more for reading later when it hits again.

True dis and dat Yota. "If I Was A Monster" is a personal favorite.
Enjoy newbs. You're in for treat!