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Offline bryank530

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #312 on: February 20, 2011, 09:56:00 AM »
That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. Will provide me with months of quotes.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #311 on: February 18, 2011, 04:14:00 PM »
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Time to bump perhaps the single best thread on the site.....

pure......fucking....genius......
Holy shit I just pissed myself! I'm only on the second page and if this isn't the funniest post on here I can't read anymore while at work!!!

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Good Shit here!
This is an amazing read. I suggest it from start to finish for all the new guys.


I sure wish he was still adding to it
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #310 on: February 18, 2011, 03:58:00 PM »
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Time to bump perhaps the single best thread on the site.....

pure......fucking....genius......
Holy shit I just pissed myself! I'm only on the second page and if this isn't the funniest post on here I can't read anymore while at work!!!

index.php?show...dpostp=5163945
Good Shit here!
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #309 on: January 05, 2011, 09:23:00 AM »
Quote from: rkymtnman
Time to bump perhaps the single best thread on the site.....

pure......fucking....genius......
Holy shit I just pissed myself! I'm only on the second page and if this isn't the funniest post on here I can't read anymore while at work!!!

index.php?show...dpostp=5163945
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #308 on: January 05, 2011, 12:18:00 AM »
Time to bump perhaps the single best thread on the site.....

pure......fucking....genius......
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #307 on: September 20, 2010, 12:29:00 PM »
I've spent all morning reading this page. Truly the best shit I've read on this site.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #306 on: September 20, 2010, 12:24:00 AM »
'crackup'
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #305 on: September 03, 2010, 09:17:00 PM »
Happy birthday. Come back.

Newbies, enjoy.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #304 on: June 29, 2010, 10:09:00 AM »
We're wating for the next installment!!! 'impatient' 'impatient' 'impatient' Where are you SWJ?????
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #303 on: June 29, 2010, 01:19:00 AM »
Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

This thread must be stickied, pinned, pegged...whatever the hell we call it here...because it is utter genius. The comedic value should keep it permanently located on Introductions Page 1.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #302 on: May 06, 2010, 12:56:00 PM »
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Holy shit, SWJ...I think you have found your Judas! Jaydisco is the ultimate disciple! I can't fucking believe he referenced one of your own man rules. I seriously can't believe it. He is unique and must be trusted, cultivated and rewarded.
yeah, but fuck trophies...
SWJ, When are you giving out the next Buttfucking trophy?
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #301 on: May 06, 2010, 12:46:00 PM »
Lo Pan's crotch pocket gotta be big enough to hold at least two pot belly pigs. This is true for three reasons, Lo Pan has huge balls, wears a housecoat, and will fuck some bacon up. Everyone knows that the cuter the source, the better the meat.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #300 on: May 06, 2010, 11:33:00 AM »
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Had the shittiest day ever until I read the word fattopottamus. Anybody know how to get half eaten tortilla chips out of a keyboard? Glad your back

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #299 on: May 05, 2010, 11:26:00 PM »
SWJ,
All I can say is dammit. I can no longer read your page while I am at work. Sitting in my office laughing at my computer draws attention from the bosses.

That is some funny shit, and you are a funny sumanabitch!! Keep posting.... glad to see you back.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #298 on: May 05, 2010, 06:32:00 PM »
I didn't think I would actually be able to reach the keyboard from the floor.

'crackup' 'crackup' 'crackup'
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