Do you know what caused me to go back to that chew?
Ooohh! Pick me! Pick me!!
It wasn't the patch and it wasn't the pain meds either.
It was the fact that you had no support and you had the pain meds to serve as an excuse for your weakness. That little voice in your head was cupping your balls and whispering, "I'm proud of you scroffy baby. You made it two whole weeks without me. These pain meds are really fucking with your head, eh? You must feel really weak right now? Not thinking straight? I know, let's get a chew. Maybe it'll even make the pain meds stronger. Oh no, no, no. Of course you didn't fail. It was the stomach issues. It was the pain meds. You did great my little dove."
Now, what's that voice telling you? "Scroffy, baby...baby listen. These guys are mean. They don't get it. You're my special little quitter. Just give me 100 more days baby. If you don't like me then, I'll leave forever. I promise. But hey, don't listen to these guys. They don't know you like I know you. You can't do this now. Life is tough. If you quit cold turkey, there's no way you'll last. You've tried that before. Remember those two weeks. You're making the right choice snooky. I love you."
'Finger' nic bitch!
I didn't think you were such an asshole but you are. Fuck you and your mom you fuckng sounders fag! I will quit however I want and that story was before I knew about any support....THIS ISN'T FUCKING SUPPORT THOUGH! You are just being a dick! It's that simple. I don't need this to quit. So see ya! You all are fucking fucktards!
OK. You play that game. Call all of us fucktards. Next time you get put on pain meds, make sure you've got them nicotine cocklozenges laying around.
Oh I will asshole I will!
Oh man, this is awesome.
'Popcorn'
that's it? No fuck you, you fuckin fuck!
wtf, enterain me bithces. entertain me. Oh, youre here to quit cheiwng.
1 - The patch, gum, chantix is for pussies. You are a badass, then quit like a badass. Cold turkey...
Speaking of which, thanksgiving is right around the corner... I will be most thankful this year because I decided to quit chewing. My wife will be thankful if I get my lazy ass to the gym.
All of it is for pussies, huh? Well if that is the case where are you blasting the guy who had to get fucking Xanax and Zoloft to keep from killing someone because the urge was so strong to dip? How come you don't slam that guy? Or is it maybe you're just a flat out fucking hyprocite?
I said it before and I will say it again, I am taking Chantix and I still had all of the same symptoms. If you don't like it, well then come over here and kiss my sweaty, dizzy ass because that's what the last 12 days have felt like. And when I get to 100? I am going to come over with the speech printed out and rip it in two, just so I can shove it in both sides of your hypocritical mouth.