Can't believe that in a few minutes it'll be Day 5.
Though...you know what...fuck that kind of thinking. Damn right I can believe it. Just because I didn't DO it for 26 years doesn't mean that it's fucking some incredible, magnanimous feat or something. I mean let's be honest...dipping and chewing is nasty. Yellow teeth. Cancerous cells in your mouth. Breath that smells like the ass of a water buffalo. Smiling and looking like you've been straining coffee grounds with your teeth. Fore finger and thumb stained brown and stinking like you stuck them in a skunk's ass. Fucking dip all over the carpet, seats, and floor boards of my truck.
Fuck that shit. And you're talking about a 2 to 3 can per day guy just a few days ago. My first HOF speech will be to my kids about why they really don't want to be into dipping because as cool as you think you are the chicks really don't dig it. I might be the first to do a power point presentation for my HOF.
So the sleep deprivation continues. I really don't give a shit. I read, check out the site, read HOF speeches, think about new and innovative ways to curse the Bitch, and generally just sit around and feel damn good about me. Telling the Mrs. PMac last night was the best feeling ever. There is absolutely NOT A CHANCE that I would fail myself, her, or my kids at this point.
Anyway, back to my original point...
I have zero respect for the bitch. Quitting her is easy. The habit is pitiful and quite frankly I'm embarrassed that it lasted 20+ years. When you look at the crack whore on TV and look down your nose...you, like me, are looking at yourself. Fuck that. No more. Don't feel sorry for yourself in your quit because if you do you're feeling sorry for the addict that had no life outside of the can - fuck the addict - the addict is the most worthless among us so shed that shit and be a happy, free, fun person. Rejoice, with me, that you are free of the nicotine and nasty lip packing. If you are married, take your wife to dinner. Spend time with your kids. Enjoy the next few days if you are Christian and thank God that he has provided you with the abilities and tools to be beyond some addiction that is SOOOO easy to be done with.
I've said it before. PM me if you are just starting out. I will walk with you. I'll carry you. This is easy for me. I'll pledge to be quit with you if you promise me the same. I won't beg you, I won't coddle you, and I won't try to make you quit...if you're quit with me then you're as committed as I am. If you send me your number I'll call you on Christmas and wish you (a) a Merry Christmas and (2) a Merry Quit.
Peace.
PMac.