BTW, I've been religious to this damn website for nearly two weeks and I keep noticing how most of you vets have green squares under your name. What do they signify and when/how do I get my green squares? Just curious.
And wt57, I have never met Diesel and, though I'm sure his yeast infections are world class infections, I would prefer to get a yeast infection from a woman. I would prefer not to get one at all, but given an option, her handle would probably not reference petroleum. :) Thanks for the laugh, WT.
I believe you get a little green square for every 100 posts you make. I just noticed I have 6 squares now and just clipped the 600 post mark. Seems like a lot until I look at other guys who have thousands of posts. A lot of people doing work to help others remain quit in here. You can't get that kind of support from a titanium jock strap but you could get a yeast infection.
Some days all we can do is quit and laugh! How does that saying go? Laughter is chicken soup for the soul Funny I've never noticed the green squares, are you sure that its not the times you have pissed off a mod or admin. lol
Green Squares are awarded for the following achievements
Square OneYou have to spend 10 minutes in the closet with Gmann. a case of lukewarm enchiladas, and a animatronic donkey.
Square Two Go to the local 7-11 wearing only a ballerina tutu a raccoon hat and clown shoes that honk when you walk. When anyone comes in you must tell them " this is what happens when you chew tobacco" While river dancing.
Square ThreeFind a Jehovah witness church and proceed to loudly interrupt all their functions by barging in and asking if they would like to talk about the Gospel of Quit according to Loot. Extra points for offering them the Enchilladas from the closet and wearing the raccoon hat.
Square FourYou must master the art of juggling monkeys. Live monkeys. Bonus points if the monkeys or you are on fire during the activity.
Square FiveMail all the burnt monkeys from your previous endeavor to the C.E.O. of U.S Tobacco, demand a formal apology letter from him for being a drug dealing, lying, douche nozzle. If his attorney responds negatively you may at your option, shit in the raccoon hat and mail it to the attorney postage due.
Square 6If offered a dip at any point in your quit you are required to take the can. Place it on the ground. Stomp the shit out of it with your honking clown shoes, while giggling like a window licking half wit. If the owner of the can takes offense you may punch him in the windpipe with the force of Chuck Norris on steroids. When the cops come you can explain that you were defending yourself from attempted murder. Bonus points if your acquitted.
Square 7You must wear a bra and outrageously huge fake boobs to the local pharmacy. When ever anyone tries to by nicorette or the patch, you should point to your boobs and exclaim " side effects" Then picket the pharmacy counter until they admit that NRT doesn't work. Extra points for flatulence that clears the whole store.
Square 8Enter the gas station of your choice with a mouth full of Oreo's and slightly curdled buttermilk. When the clerk asks what you would like. Sneeze on the tobacco rack.
Say nothing.
Square 9Help a fellow quitter make it through the day. By writing a preposterous post.
Square 10Stay quit.