If you really want to feel like an ex-dumbfuck instead of an ex-dipper, find a friend from a foreign country and try to explain what "dipping" is. I had a friend from Bulgaria ask me last night because I had told her I had quit dipping snuff.
Her:I don't know what "dipping snuff" is.....
Me:it's tobacco mixed with chemicals and you put it between your lip and your gum and suck on it then spit the juice out. (Duhr dee duh...sounds sexy... I'm a moron)
Her: what does it taste like?
Me: it comes in lots of flavors, cherry, mint, apple, berry, vanilla ect. And plain. Which tastes like.... Ummmmmm..... Shit.
Her: which kind did you do?
Me:........ plain...
Me to myslef: ( I sound like such a fucking idiot)