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Offline kmm125

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #96 on: October 06, 2011, 05:45:00 PM »
Happy birthday and congrats on 300!!!! Keep up the quit!
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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2011, 05:34:00 PM »
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Congrats on 300 sco!
And Happy Birthday!

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2011, 04:27:00 PM »
Congrats on 300 sco!

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2011, 07:21:00 AM »
300 days seems so long ago...it seems to me the dawn of time for when I, your trusted squire Billy, joined you on your crusades throughout the lands of the Illweaks and the Pantybacks. I recall those days with such fond nature. Seeing you riding high upon your great white stead and I carried along the supplies for our adventures on my faithful mule Rebelius. They say our first fight is always the fight one remembers. And what a magnificent fight it was. I recall as if it were yesterday....

"We had just come from the local inn and you kindly allowed me sloppy seconds of the "wench behind the bar"...I was so grateful sir...as you washed the grog from your lip and she washed the love from hers, the heathen shrew was upon us! Out of a dark muddy alley the bitch appeared! The nicotine bitch...in all her madness...calling to you...calling to me...sprung to meet our stride from the steps of the tavern. Her eyes...her smile...her CANS...they were amazing! Oh I so wanted to be pressed against her slimy bosom and slurp from her teat. You would have none of it. As the bitch prepared to bend me over you drew you mighty sword and unleashed a power of quit never before seen. I recall children gasping as your pants split...for it was upon this day that your mighty quit balls of steel were revealed to all. It was quite a sight...the heathen shrieking and beckoning while the sun shone down upon us and the glare from your balls blinding all that passed by. I was grateful you were able to dispatch her that day. You gave me such hope that some day, my quit balls would make children gasp and tavern whores swoon."

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #92 on: September 30, 2011, 12:11:00 PM »
When you need it, you may be surprised at how many boats will converge to help.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2011, 11:15:00 AM »
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Way to go Sco. One of the first people here to talk to me. On day 16 and I'm craving like no other right now. But anything has to be better than what I went through the first week.
Keep the fight. I can tell you that day 291 is easy compared to day 16. Just know this, the reward is worth it. Truly.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2011, 11:13:00 AM »
Way to go Sco. One of the first people here to talk to me. On day 16 and I'm craving like no other right now. But anything has to be better than what I went through the first week.
Day 1: 09/12/2011
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Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2011, 11:02:00 AM »
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As I approach 300 days nic free I have found myself reflecting a lot lately on my quit. It turns out that I made the right decision. I am glad I am here. :)

I would like to thank Souliman, gmann, Ready, Greg, LLCope, Redtrain, Corn, 30, Missing Peace, J2B, ODAAT   , TCOPE, Show, Mattyc and Parput in particular. Your guidance and encouragement has been much appreciated.

Dear nic,
You stole my soul. I took it back. I am keeping it.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #88 on: September 12, 2011, 09:54:00 PM »
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Today the nic bitch was deep in a manhole. I could only see her fingers above street grade. Her fingers gripped the rim of the manhole as she began to pull herself out of the sewer. I slammed her fingers as I dropped that manhole cover. I bet it hurt.
YEAHHHHHHH. Right on!

Lead me out of this hole brother!

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #87 on: September 12, 2011, 08:52:00 PM »
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Today the nic bitch was deep in a manhole. I could only see her fingers above street grade. Her fingers gripped the rim of the manhole as she began to pull herself out of the sewer. I slammed her fingers as I dropped that manhole cover. I bet it hurt.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #86 on: September 10, 2011, 09:08:00 AM »
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I would set my money on fire before I gave another cent to UST. Fuck them...
This is truly beautiful. Thank you Greg.

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #85 on: September 09, 2011, 03:57:00 PM »
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I would set my money on fire before I gave another cent to UST.  Fuck them...
Exactly. Hmmm. Buy gas from Hugo Chavez or Tobacco from UST? Neither. Money set on fire. Take that global warming. Hey, nice internet Gore. :)

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #84 on: September 09, 2011, 02:06:00 PM »
I would set my money on fire before I gave another cent to UST. Fuck them...

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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #83 on: September 09, 2011, 01:30:00 AM »
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You have 1 hour to live. Would you go off by yourself and crank a dip or would you spend time with [insert]?
Even with an hour to live I would not spend one more sec with the nic bitch, I would not give her the satisfaction of one minute of my time. My wife and family would get every second of that hour with me dip free.

I like being able to kiss my wife whenever I want and not have to think about taking out my dip.
What a day! And the air is just right for quitting.
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Re: Time for a proper introduction
« Reply #82 on: September 07, 2011, 11:30:00 PM »
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You have 1 hour to live. Would you go off by yourself and crank a dip or would you spend time with [insert]?
I can't crank the dip and spend it with my wife and dogs :) ? Better question is, you have just found out you have a month to live? Do you stop by the store on the way home for a can?
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